Ed Dolan the Great reflects upon himself and his mIssion

[Edward Dolan]

I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but here I
am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.

I do not have the heart to deprive you of my august presence on these
freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) and so I shall most likely stay
here forever until the Grim Reaper claims me.

Think of me as your Angel of Death, ever ready to swoop down on you and take
you to task for your idiocies. I really have my work cut out for me since so
very many of you are indeed idiots, morons and imbeciles. But hey, if and
when you say something intelligent I will not bother you. I am here for
idiots only!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"Jon" <jonmein@none.non> wrote in message
news:46cec8d2$0$16400$88260bb3@news.teranews.com.. .

[newsgroups restored]

> [newsgroups trimmed]
>
> "Tom "Johnny Sunset" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@iinvalid.com> wrote
[...]
>> The instinct for competition leads to 1% winners and 99%
>> losers. But the losers are mostly not aware of their condition
>> or under the delusion that they can join the winners.
>
> For some definitions of "winning", perhaps. Indeed, most of the
> world's billions of people don't qualify to compete, much less
> win on economic terms. Are their lives worth less,-- worthless?
>
> Ginsberg's Theorem:
> 1. You can't win.
> 2. You can't break even.
> 3. You can't even quit the game.
>
> Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem:
> Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem
> meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's
> Theorem. To wit:
> 1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
> 2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break
> even.
> 3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can
> quit the game.

I can agree with both Tom Sherman and Jon up to a point. Sociologists and
historians have been arguing forever whether social struggle or social
cooperation is more important to the advancement and progress of our species
and of our societies.

In the end, I come down on the side of social cooperation. I do not think
the human species would have succeeded at all if it hadn't been for our
ability to cooperate with one another. We are after all SOCIAL creatures par
excellence.

Capitalism is far from being the last word in human progress. It does some
things better than any other system, but there is an inherent lack of
fairness to it which Mr. Sherman feels deeply. Socialism appears better on
paper, but it too often works badly if at all. Mysticism is strictly for the
Saints who want out of the rat race. It leads to Hinduism which allows
people to die of starvation in the streets.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[JimmyMac]

On Jul 26, 7:15 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but here I
> am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.
>
> I do not have the heart to deprive you of my august presence on these
> freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) and so I shall most likely stay
> here forever until the Grim Reaper claims me.
>
> Think of me as your Angel of Death, ever ready to swoop down on you and take
> you to task for your idiocies. I really have my work cut out for me since so
> very many of you are indeed idiots, morons and imbeciles. But hey, if and
> when you say something intelligent I will not bother you. I am here for
> idiots only!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

For a mission statement, one need only read what this fool has written
in the pas in this regard ..

"Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, *******
and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
Greatest ******* and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"

"ARBR is known far and wide for being the stupidest newsgroup ever to
infest Usenet. I have seen to that."

"I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
you will not be far wrong."

"I am an equal opportunity annoyer..."

"All I ever want to do is to defeat and humiliate you, but how can I
do that if you refuse to post your idiotic messages. Please show some
consideration for the Great Ed Dolan and post to these cycling
newsgroups."

"I am mostly in a rage every time I come on these freaking cycling
newsgroups. I only wantto kill all of you."

Enough said by the Ed ... Jim McNamara

[Tosspot]

Edward Dolan wrote:
> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but here I
> am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.

Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are unworthy
to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and prostrate ourselves
before you're worshipful scrotum. We illiterate peddlars can only look
up in wonder at the blinding glory of your chicken feathered greatness
and aspire, if only in small spart, to be the skid marks of your kegs.
So we beg you, nay, bessech you, to tell us, is the High Weasel Jim Beam
correct, or the upstart Gary Young. Our Lord and Master Jobst cannot
rule on this matter for fear of falling from grace.

Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot (you
may call me Toss).

[Edward Dolan]

"Tosspot" <FrankDotLeake@esa.int> wrote in message
news:f8vt69$h2r$03$1@news.t-online.com...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
>> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but
>> here I am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.
>
> Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are unworthy
> to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and prostrate ourselves
> before you're worshipful scrotum. We illiterate peddlars can only look up
> in wonder at the blinding glory of your chicken feathered greatness and
> aspire, if only in small spart, to be the skid marks of your kegs. So we
> beg you, nay, bessech you, to tell us, is the High Weasel Jim Beam
> correct, or the upstart Gary Young. Our Lord and Master Jobst cannot rule
> on this matter for fear of falling from grace.
>
> Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot (you may
> call me Toss).

At last, someone who appreciates My Greatness! Until the rest you become
supplicants like Tosspot you will garner only my enmity. Hey, either get
with it or get lost!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Chris]

You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his pants
right then and there.

Anybody need his home phone number??



"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:F9SdnVyBep39nSnbnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "Tosspot" <FrankDotLeake@esa.int> wrote in message
> news:f8vt69$h2r$03$1@news.t-online.com...
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead
>>> away from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so
>>> Great, but here I am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to
>>> enjoy.
>>
>> Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are
>> unworthy to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and prostrate
>> ourselves before you're worshipful scrotum. We illiterate peddlars
>> can only look up in wonder at the blinding glory of your chicken
>> feathered greatness and aspire, if only in small spart, to be the
>> skid marks of your kegs. So we beg you, nay, bessech you, to tell us,
>> is the High Weasel Jim Beam correct, or the upstart Gary Young. Our
>> Lord and Master Jobst cannot rule on this matter for fear of falling
>> from grace.
>>
>> Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot (you
>> may call me Toss).
>
> At last, someone who appreciates My Greatness! Until the rest you
> become supplicants like Tosspot you will garner only my enmity. Hey,
> either get with it or get lost!
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>


--
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[Edward Dolan]

"JimmyMac" <jimmymac_4@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1186361737.849201.268620@i13g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
> On Jul 26, 7:15 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
>> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but
>> here I
>> am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.
>>
>> I do not have the heart to deprive you of my august presence on these
>> freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) and so I shall most likely
>> stay
>> here forever until the Grim Reaper claims me.
>>
>> Think of me as your Angel of Death, ever ready to swoop down on you and
>> take
>> you to task for your idiocies. I really have my work cut out for me since
>> so
>> very many of you are indeed idiots, morons and imbeciles. But hey, if and
>> when you say something intelligent I will not bother you. I am here for
>> idiots only!
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>> aka
>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> For a mission statement, one need only read what this fool has written
> in the pas in this regard ..
>
> "Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
> exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, *******
> and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
> can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
> Greatest ******* and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
> its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
> time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"
>
> "ARBR is known far and wide for being the stupidest newsgroup ever to
> infest Usenet. I have seen to that."
>
> "I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
> some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
> you will not be far wrong."
>
> "I am an equal opportunity annoyer..."
>
> "All I ever want to do is to defeat and humiliate you, but how can I
> do that if you refuse to post your idiotic messages. Please show some
> consideration for the Great Ed Dolan and post to these cycling
> newsgroups."
>
> "I am mostly in a rage every time I come on these freaking cycling
> newsgroups. I only wantto kill all of you."
>
> Enough said by the Ed ... Jim McNamara

Such compliments as you pay me above will get you nowhere with me. I am
beyond all flattery. My Greatness will not permit it. Try not to be such a
sycophant.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[JimmyMac]

On Aug 8, 11:06 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> "JimmyMac" <jimmyma...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1186361737.849201.268620@i13g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
>
>
>
> > On Jul 26, 7:15 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> >> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead away
> >> from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so Great, but
> >> here I
> >> am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to enjoy.
>
> >> I do not have the heart to deprive you of my august presence on these
> >> freaking-cycling-newsgroups (all one word) and so I shall most likely
> >> stay
> >> here forever until the Grim Reaper claims me.
>
> >> Think of me as your Angel of Death, ever ready to swoop down on you and
> >> take
> >> you to task for your idiocies. I really have my work cut out for me since
> >> so
> >> very many of you are indeed idiots, morons and imbeciles. But hey, if and
> >> when you say something intelligent I will not bother you. I am here for
> >> idiots only!
>
> >> Regards,
>
> >> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> >> aka
> >> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
> > For a mission statement, one need only read what this fool has written
> > in the past in this regard ..
>
> > "Usenet is strictly for idiots, assholes and jerks - positively no
> > exceptions! When I am on Usenet I try to be the biggest idiot, *******
> > and jerk of them all. I set the standard for one and all. I believe I
> > can state with absolute assurance that I am the Greatest Idiot, the
> > Greatest ******* and the Greatest Jerk that Usenet has ever known in
> > its' long and dishonored history. For Christ's sakes, I prove it every
> > time I post. Can't any of you poor bastards read?"
>
> > "ARBR is known far and wide for being the stupidest newsgroup ever to
> > infest Usenet. I have seen to that."
>
> > "I am merely a gadfly buzzing about this group ever striving to create
> > some mayhem. I am superfluous. Think of me as the buffoon of ARBR and
> > you will not be far wrong."
>
> > "I am an equal opportunity annoyer..."
>
> > "All I ever want to do is to defeat and humiliate you, but how can I
> > do that if you refuse to post your idiotic messages. Please show some
> > consideration for the Great Ed Dolan and post to these cycling
> > newsgroups."
>
> > "I am mostly in a rage every time I come on these freaking cycling
> > newsgroups. I only wantto kill all of you."
>
> > Enough said by the Ed ... Jim McNamara
>
> Such compliments as you pay me above will get you nowhere with me. I am
> beyond all flattery. My Greatness will not permit it. Try not to be such a
> sycophant.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Compliments ... greatness ...sycophant??? Nurse, Dolan skipped his
meds again.

[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
> pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??

Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.

Bill "stalk much?" S.

PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
> pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??

Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.

Bill "stalk much?" S.

PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9987868EA5872johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE DIOTS!

> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his pants
> right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??

I got rid of my phone after I got a call from this ******* Chris Foster from
the mountain cycling newsgroup. Why in God's name would I ever want to talk
to an ******* like him? It would never occur to me in million years to call
him, yet it did occur to him to call me. What was he hoping for - détente?

He claims he is electrical engineer with a PH.D. from the University of
Illinois, but he is actually a supreme ******* as he proves every time he
posts a message to these cycling newsgroups.

By the way, the mountain cycling newsgroup is composed of strictly assholes
like Chris Foster with the sole exception of the Great Mike Vandeman. He is
an expert on how cretins like Chris Foster are destroying the wilderness
with their mindless pursuit of childish play. I do not know how you get to
be so stupid as Chris Foster, but thank God for Mike Vandeman who knows how
to put them in their place.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
> news:F9SdnVyBep39nSnbnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@prairiewave. com:
>
>>
>> "Tosspot" <FrankDotLeake@esa.int> wrote in message
>> news:f8vt69$h2r$03$1@news.t-online.com...
>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted dead
>>>> away from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be so
>>>> Great, but here I am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles to
>>>> enjoy.
>>>
>>> Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are
>>> unworthy to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and prostrate
>>> ourselves before you're worshipful scrotum. We illiterate peddlars
>>> can only look up in wonder at the blinding glory of your chicken
>>> feathered greatness and aspire, if only in small spart, to be the
>>> skid marks of your kegs. So we beg you, nay, bessech you, to tell us,
>>> is the High Weasel Jim Beam correct, or the upstart Gary Young. Our
>>> Lord and Master Jobst cannot rule on this matter for fear of falling
>>> from grace.
>>>
>>> Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot (you
>>> may call me Toss).
>>
>> At last, someone who appreciates My Greatness! Until the rest you
>> become supplicants like Tosspot you will garner only my enmity. Hey,
>> either get with it or get lost!

[Chris]

I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to also. I
think I will continue



"Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

> Chris wrote:
>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>> pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>
> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>
> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
> sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>


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[Bill Sornson]

Bill Sornson wrote:

Sorry for double post. Top-poster apparently uses a sneaky "Bcc:" thing
that gave me a faux error message. Makes the top-posting that much
more....whatever.

[Edward Dolan]

"Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in message
news:46bba824$0$4677$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Chris wrote:
>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>> pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>
> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>
> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to the
> sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

Well, that is a mistake for sure, but I know Sorni will be back. No one can
resist me for long!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[T. Ling Yu]

On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:

> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
> also. I think I will continue
>
Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him, too?

>
>
> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
your voice.

>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>> pants right then and there.
Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?

It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.


>>>
>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
DYODW

>>
>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>
>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>
>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>>
>>
>
>

[Bill Sornson]

Chris wrote:
> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
> also. I think I will continue

That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and apparently
threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)

Get a clue, moron.

***********************

> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>> pants right then and there.
>>>
>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>
>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>
>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>
>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

[Chris]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:

> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>
>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>> also. I think I will continue
>>
> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him, too?

Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>
>>
>>
>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
> touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
> your voice.

I understand he loves you too. Sounds like you two need to hook up and
get a room together

>
>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>> pants right then and there.
> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?
>
> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.

Once again, who said anything about intimidation?? Get a clue moron
>
>
>>>>
>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
> DYODW
>
>>>
>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>>
>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>
>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>


--
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[Chris]

Who said anything about threatening anyone?

Who is the moron now??


Blow me ass wipe



"Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in
news:46bc905d$0$4890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:

> Chris wrote:
>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>> also. I think I will continue
>
> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)
>
> Get a clue, moron.
>
> ***********************
>
>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>>
>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>
>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>>
>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>
>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>
>


--
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[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99888342E5B79johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Who said anything about threatening anyone?
>
> Who is the moron now??
>
> Blow me ass wipe

Here is the ******* Chris Foster in all of his glory. The Great Mike
Vandeman makes short work of him on the mountain cycling newsgroup.

Now as for pissing or not pissing, I would like to advise all and sundry
that when you get to be my age your ****ing prostate gland, for which I have
never had any use, enlarges which presses on your bladder, and so you find
that you constantly have to piss almost every 2 hours. Hey, hasn't happened
to you yet? Just hang in there and the day will not be far off when you will
have to constantly piss too.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in
> news:46bc905d$0$4890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>> also. I think I will continue
>>
>> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
>> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)
>>
>> Get a clue, moron.
>>
>> ***********************
>>
>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>
>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>>>
>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>
>>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>>>
>>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>>
>>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>>>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

>
> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in
> news:46bc905d$0$4890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>
>> Chris wrote:
>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>> also. I think I will continue
>>
>> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
>> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)
>>
>> Get a clue, moron.
>>
>> ***********************
>>
>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>
>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>>>
>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>
>>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff seriously.
>>>>
>>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>>
>>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due to
>>>> the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!

[T. Ling Yu]

On 10 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:

> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
> news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:
>
>> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>>
>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>
>> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him, too?
>
> Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>
>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
>> touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
>> your voice.
>
> I understand he loves you too.
It's more like a lustful desire on his part.

> Sounds like you two need to hook up and
> get a room together
>
I have elected to reject his advances via usenet, rather
than enjoy the sound of him nearly pissing all over
himself on the phone.

>>
>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>> pants right then and there.
>> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?
>>
>> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
>> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
>> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
>> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
>> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.
>
> Once again, who said anything about intimidation??
Comprehension problems? "It would be silly to think that..."

But then again...
Considering the context of the thread, either you phoned ed to
let him know that, like tosspot, you worshipped him, or you
phoned ed to confront him about silly **** he posts to usenet.
Ed sounded like he pissed himself either because he was tickled
by your supplication, or because you frightened him.

> Get a clue moron
The moron here is the impotent little prick who thought it
was so cool how he went Real Life on another poster that he had
to brag about it.

[Chris]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
news:1FC9988BFA398ABB2127@194.226.127.225:

> On 10 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>
>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>> news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:
>>
>>> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>>>
>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>>
>>> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him,
too?
>>
>> Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
phone.
>>> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
>>> touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
>>> your voice.
>>
>> I understand he loves you too.
> It's more like a lustful desire on his part.
>
>> Sounds like you two need to hook up and
>> get a room together
>>
> I have elected to reject his advances via usenet, rather
> than enjoy the sound of him nearly pissing all over
> himself on the phone.
>
>>>
>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>>> pants right then and there.
>>> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?
>>>
>>> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
>>> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
>>> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
>>> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
>>> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.
>>
>> Once again, who said anything about intimidation??
> Comprehension problems? "It would be silly to think that..."
>
> But then again...
> Considering the context of the thread, either you phoned ed to
> let him know that, like tosspot, you worshipped him, or you
> phoned ed to confront him about silly **** he posts to usenet.
> Ed sounded like he pissed himself either because he was tickled
> by your supplication, or because you frightened him.
>
>> Get a clue moron
> The moron here is the impotent little prick who thought it
> was so cool how he went Real Life on another poster that he had
> to brag about it.
>

I phoned him because I could. Learn to think. Learn to experience
life. Simply learn, I know this may be a stretch for you, but give it a
try. ok ting-a-ling??

--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

[Chris]

Vandemanny couldn't work his way out of a wet paper bag.

I simply called ED to have a discussion with him. He not only pissed his
pants, but by his own admission, got rid of his home phone because of it.
He must have been truly frightened. Just goes to show you what type of
person ED is.



"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:ndednRKmsMx3KyDbnZ2dnUVZ_jednZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns9987868EA5872johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE DIOTS!
>
>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>> pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
> I got rid of my phone after I got a call from this ******* Chris
> Foster from the mountain cycling newsgroup. Why in God's name would I
> ever want to talk to an ******* like him? It would never occur to me
> in million years to call him, yet it did occur to him to call me. What
> was he hoping for - détente?
>
> He claims he is electrical engineer with a PH.D. from the University
> of Illinois, but he is actually a supreme ******* as he proves every
> time he posts a message to these cycling newsgroups.
>
> By the way, the mountain cycling newsgroup is composed of strictly
> assholes like Chris Foster with the sole exception of the Great Mike
> Vandeman. He is an expert on how cretins like Chris Foster are
> destroying the wilderness with their mindless pursuit of childish
> play. I do not know how you get to be so stupid as Chris Foster, but
> thank God for Mike Vandeman who knows how to put them in their place.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
>> news:F9SdnVyBep39nSnbnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@prairiewave. com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Tosspot" <FrankDotLeake@esa.int> wrote in message
>>> news:f8vt69$h2r$03$1@news.t-online.com...
>>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>>> I was reflecting on My Greatness the other night and I fainted
>>>>> dead away from My Own Magnificence. I do not know how I got to be
>>>>> so Great, but here I am for all you idiots, morons and imbeciles
>>>>> to enjoy.
>>>>
>>>> Oh Great Ted (you don't mind if I call you Ted do you?), we are
>>>> unworthy to treadle upon the spittle of your greatness and
>>>> prostrate ourselves before you're worshipful scrotum. We
>>>> illiterate peddlars can only look up in wonder at the blinding
>>>> glory of your chicken feathered greatness and aspire, if only in
>>>> small spart, to be the skid marks of your kegs. So we beg you, nay,
>>>> bessech you, to tell us, is the High Weasel Jim Beam correct, or
>>>> the upstart Gary Young. Our Lord and Master Jobst cannot rule on
>>>> this matter for fear of falling from grace.
>>>>
>>>> Yourse, a fearful worshipper (and 3 sheets to the wind), Tosspot
>>>> (you may call me Toss).
>>>
>>> At last, someone who appreciates My Greatness! Until the rest you
>>> become supplicants like Tosspot you will garner only my enmity. Hey,
>>> either get with it or get lost!
>
>


--
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[Chris]

Vandeman is just like you ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ), a worthless old
fool. If you didnt blow your horn, no one else would.

You will die a lonely old man. enjoy



"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:xsWdnbxC1rzAJiDbnZ2dnUVZ_oSnnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns99888342E5B79johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
>> Who said anything about threatening anyone?
>>
>> Who is the moron now??
>>
>> Blow me ass wipe
>
> Here is the ******* Chris Foster in all of his glory. The Great Mike
> Vandeman makes short work of him on the mountain cycling newsgroup.
>
> Now as for pissing or not pissing, I would like to advise all and
> sundry that when you get to be my age your ****ing prostate gland, for
> which I have never had any use, enlarges which presses on your
> bladder, and so you find that you constantly have to piss almost every
> 2 hours. Hey, hasn't happened to you yet? Just hang in there and the
> day will not be far off when you will have to constantly piss too.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in
>> news:46bc905d$0$4890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>
>>> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
>>> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)
>>>
>>> Get a clue, moron.
>>>
>>> ***********************
>>>
>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>> phone. From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss
>>>>>> in his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>>
>>>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff
>>>>> seriously.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>>>
>>>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due
>>>>> to the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>>
>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in
>> news:46bc905d$0$4890$4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>
>>> Chris wrote:
>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>
>>> That also why you take Usenet to Real Life by calling the man and
>>> apparently threatening him? (Why else would he "piss his pants"?)
>>>
>>> Get a clue, moron.
>>>
>>> ***********************
>>>
>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>> phone. From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss
>>>>>> in his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>>
>>>>> Wow, for a clueless top-poster you really take this stuff
>>>>> seriously.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bill "stalk much?" S.
>>>>>
>>>>> PS: As entertaining as ol' Ed can be, I finally plonked him due
>>>>> to the sheer volume and verbosity of his posts. 'Nuff!
>
>


--
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[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns998B45EB5987Ejohnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Vandeman is just like you ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ), a worthless old
> fool. If you didnt blow your horn, no one else would.
>
> You will die a lonely old man. enjoy

Alone, but never lonely!

By the way, everyone dies alone. There is no other way.

"Once I wasn't, Then I was, Now I ain't again."

- Epitaph found on tombstone in Ohio graveyard

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns998B4C93A89B7johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Vandemanny couldn't work his way out of a wet paper bag.

He is just the world's foremost expert on how mountain biking ruins the
wilderness.

> I simply called ED to have a discussion with him. He not only pissed his
> pants, but by his own admission, got rid of his home phone because of it.
> He must have been truly frightened. Just goes to show you what type of
> person ED is.

Hells Bells, I just hung up on you the moment you identified yourself. It is
what any sane person would have done.

I got rid of my phone because all I ever got were weird calls from idiots
like you.

Tell me Chris Foster, were you born stupid or did you have to work at it?

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
> news:ndednRKmsMx3KyDbnZ2dnUVZ_jednZ2d@prairiewave. com:
>
>>
>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9987868EA5872johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>
>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE DIOTS!
>>
>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the phone.
>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>> pants right then and there.
>>>
>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>
>> I got rid of my phone after I got a call from this ******* Chris
>> Foster from the mountain cycling newsgroup. Why in God's name would I
>> ever want to talk to an ******* like him? It would never occur to me
>> in million years to call him, yet it did occur to him to call me. What
>> was he hoping for - détente?
>>
>> He claims he is electrical engineer with a PH.D. from the University
>> of Illinois, but he is actually a supreme ******* as he proves every
>> time he posts a message to these cycling newsgroups.
>>
>> By the way, the mountain cycling newsgroup is composed of strictly
>> assholes like Chris Foster with the sole exception of the Great Mike
>> Vandeman. He is an expert on how cretins like Chris Foster are
>> destroying the wilderness with their mindless pursuit of childish
>> play. I do not know how you get to be so stupid as Chris Foster, but
>> thank God for Mike Vandeman who knows how to put them in their place.

[T. Ling Yu]

On 13 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:

> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
> news:1FC9988BFA398ABB2127@194.226.127.225:
>
>> On 10 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>
>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>> news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:
>>>
>>>> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>>>>
>>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>>>
>>>> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him,
> too?
>>>
>>> Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone.
>>>> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
>>>> touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
>>>> your voice.
>>>
>>> I understand he loves you too.
>> It's more like a lustful desire on his part.
>>
>>> Sounds like you two need to hook up and
>>> get a room together
>>>
>> I have elected to reject his advances via usenet, rather
>> than enjoy the sound of him nearly pissing all over
>> himself on the phone.
>>
>>>>
>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?
>>>>
>>>> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
>>>> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
>>>> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
>>>> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
>>>> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.
>>>
>>> Once again, who said anything about intimidation??
>> Comprehension problems? "It would be silly to think that..."
>>
>> But then again...
>> Considering the context of the thread, either you phoned ed to
>> let him know that, like tosspot, you worshipped him, or you
>> phoned ed to confront him about silly **** he posts to usenet.
>> Ed sounded like he pissed himself either because he was tickled
>> by your supplication, or because you frightened him.
>>
>>> Get a clue moron
>> The moron here is the impotent little prick who thought it
>> was so cool how he went Real Life on another poster that he had
>> to brag about it.
>>
>
> I phoned him because I could.
No, you phoned him because you're an impotent little prick who
can't put up a coherent argument on usenet, so you resort to
intimidation:

"You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
phone. From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to
piss in his pants right then and there."

"Anybody need his home phone number??"


> Learn to think. Learn to experience
> life.
Learn to phone people you disagree with on usenet?
Learn to brag about how you frightened someone in real
life over some **** on usenet?
Learn to evade and backpedal when you realize no one is
impressed by how deep you let Dolan get into your head?

> Simply learn, I know this may be a stretch for you, but give it a
> try. ok ting-a-ling??
Ironic, you don't seem to realize how you ****ed up.
Is that you Ed?

[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns998B46ACD1D9Djohnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
[...]
> I phoned him because I could. Learn to think. Learn to experience
> life. Simply learn, I know this may be a stretch for you, but give it a
> try. ok ting-a-ling??

I do not talk to ding-a-lings like Chris Foster. He is basically a thug.
Once you know that about someone, it is all you ever have to know.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
news:1FC998CCC913745D2127@194.226.127.225...
> On 13 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>
>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>> news:1FC9988BFA398ABB2127@194.226.127.225:
>>
>>> On 10 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>>
>>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>>> news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:
>>>>
>>>>> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear to
>>>>>> also. I think I will continue
>>>>>>
>>>>> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him,
>> too?
>>>>
>>>> Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone.
>>>>> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply he
>>>>> touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion in
>>>>> your voice.
>>>>
>>>> I understand he loves you too.
>>> It's more like a lustful desire on his part.
>>>
>>>> Sounds like you two need to hook up and
>>>> get a room together
>>>>
>>> I have elected to reject his advances via usenet, rather
>>> than enjoy the sound of him nearly pissing all over
>>> himself on the phone.
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his
>>>>>>>> pants right then and there.
>>>>> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him, right?
>>>>>
>>>>> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
>>>>> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
>>>>> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
>>>>> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
>>>>> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.
>>>>
>>>> Once again, who said anything about intimidation??
>>> Comprehension problems? "It would be silly to think that..."
>>>
>>> But then again...
>>> Considering the context of the thread, either you phoned ed to
>>> let him know that, like tosspot, you worshipped him, or you
>>> phoned ed to confront him about silly **** he posts to usenet.
>>> Ed sounded like he pissed himself either because he was tickled
>>> by your supplication, or because you frightened him.
>>>
>>>> Get a clue moron
>>> The moron here is the impotent little prick who thought it
>>> was so cool how he went Real Life on another poster that he had
>>> to brag about it.
>>>
>>
>> I phoned him because I could.
> No, you phoned him because you're an impotent little prick who
> can't put up a coherent argument on usenet, so you resort to
> intimidation:
>
> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone. From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to
> piss in his pants right then and there."
>
> "Anybody need his home phone number??"
>
>
>> Learn to think. Learn to experience
>> life.
> Learn to phone people you disagree with on usenet?
> Learn to brag about how you frightened someone in real
> life over some **** on usenet?
> Learn to evade and backpedal when you realize no one is
> impressed by how deep you let Dolan get into your head?
>
>> Simply learn, I know this may be a stretch for you, but give it a
>> try. ok ting-a-ling??
> Ironic, you don't seem to realize how you ****ed up.
> Is that you Ed?

I have experienced many ding-a-lings like Chris Foster on Usenet over the
years on these cycling newsgroups. They should never be on Usenet in the
first place if they don't realize that what takes place on Usenet stays on
Usenet. It is easy to be a criminal, not so easy to be law abiding.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[T. Ling Yu]

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:TaKdnXGzP9hJUl_bnZ2dnUVZ_qCgnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
> news:1FC998CCC913745D2127@194.226.127.225...
>> On 13 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>
>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>> news:1FC9988BFA398ABB2127@194.226.127.225:
>>>
>>>> On 10 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>>>
>>>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>>>> news:1FC998859086FEEE2127@194.226.127.225:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 10 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I top poster because ol' Eddy hates it so much, as you appear
>>>>>>> to also. I think I will continue
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Are you going to try to make Bill piss his pants by calling him,
>>> too?
>>>>>
>>>>> Why bother. Sounds like he needs Depends already.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote in news:46bba752$0$28669
>>>>>>> $4c368faf@roadrunner.com:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>> phone.
>>>>>> I guess the written word fails you in letting Ed know how deeply
>>>>>> he touched your heart. You just had to let him hear the emotion
>>>>>> in your voice.
>>>>>
>>>>> I understand he loves you too.
>>>> It's more like a lustful desire on his part.
>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like you two need to hook up and
>>>>> get a room together
>>>>>
>>>> I have elected to reject his advances via usenet, rather
>>>> than enjoy the sound of him nearly pissing all over
>>>> himself on the phone.
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>> Sounds like he was delighted to hear how much you love him,
>>>>>> right?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It would be silly to think that you'd be so ****ed up in the head
>>>>>> over some words on usenet that you'd take it to Real Life and
>>>>>> try to intimidate Ed over the phone to such a degree that he
>>>>>> would piss on himself. Not only that, but a normal person should
>>>>>> be embarrassed to make such an admission in public.
>>>>>
>>>>> Once again, who said anything about intimidation??
>>>> Comprehension problems? "It would be silly to think that..."
>>>>
>>>> But then again...
>>>> Considering the context of the thread, either you phoned ed to
>>>> let him know that, like tosspot, you worshipped him, or you
>>>> phoned ed to confront him about silly **** he posts to usenet.
>>>> Ed sounded like he pissed himself either because he was tickled
>>>> by your supplication, or because you frightened him.
>>>>
>>>>> Get a clue moron
>>>> The moron here is the impotent little prick who thought it
>>>> was so cool how he went Real Life on another poster that he had
>>>> to brag about it.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I phoned him because I could.
>> No, you phoned him because you're an impotent little prick who
>> can't put up a coherent argument on usenet, so you resort to
>> intimidation:
>>
>> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone. From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to
>> piss in his pants right then and there."
>>
>> "Anybody need his home phone number??"
>>
>>
>>> Learn to think. Learn to experience
>>> life.
>> Learn to phone people you disagree with on usenet?
>> Learn to brag about how you frightened someone in real
>> life over some **** on usenet?
>> Learn to evade and backpedal when you realize no one is
>> impressed by how deep you let Dolan get into your head?
>>
>>> Simply learn, I know this may be a stretch for you, but give it a
>>> try. ok ting-a-ling??
>> Ironic, you don't seem to realize how you ****ed up.
>> Is that you Ed?
>
> I have experienced many ding-a-lings like Chris Foster on Usenet over
> the years on these cycling newsgroups. They should never be on Usenet
> in the first place if they don't realize that what takes place on
> Usenet stays on Usenet. It is easy to be a criminal, not so easy to be
> law abiding.
>
Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
real life, where he believes he has some real power.
Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.

[Chris]

Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by people
who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand, will just
fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know until the
neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you. Enjoy!

PS I love top posting just to piss you off

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:ZOqdnQsTV4DzTF_bnZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns998B45EB5987Ejohnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
>> Vandeman is just like you ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ), a worthless old
>> fool. If you didnt blow your horn, no one else would.
>>
>> You will die a lonely old man. enjoy
>
> Alone, but never lonely!
>
> By the way, everyone dies alone. There is no other way.
>
> "Once I wasn't, Then I was, Now I ain't again."
>
> - Epitaph found on tombstone in Ohio graveyard
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>


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[Edward Dolan]

"Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...

ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!

> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
> people
> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand, will
> just
> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know until the
> neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you. Enjoy!

You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal coil,
but you will most assuredly pass alone.

By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are unlovable. I am
really surprised that you do not know this!

"I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."

- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
> news:ZOqdnQsTV4DzTF_bnZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@prairiewave. com:
>
>>
>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns998B45EB5987Ejohnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>
>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>
>>> Vandeman is just like you ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ), a worthless old
>>> fool. If you didnt blow your horn, no one else would.
>>>
>>> You will die a lonely old man. enjoy
>>
>> Alone, but never lonely!
>>
>> By the way, everyone dies alone. There is no other way.
>>
>> "Once I wasn't, Then I was, Now I ain't again."
>>
>> - Epitaph found on tombstone in Ohio graveyard

[Chris]

> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.

Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about. You and ED just
alike

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[Chris]

You have never been loved or you wouldnt say that. Now I pity you.



"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:QKKdnU29T9u6lFnbnZ2dnUVZ_qOknZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>> people
>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>> will just
>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>> Enjoy!
>
> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>
> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!
>
> "I should have been a pair of ragged claws
> Scuttling across the floors of silent seas."
>
> - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>
>
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
>> news:ZOqdnQsTV4DzTF_bnZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@prairiewave. com:
>>
>>>
>>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns998B45EB5987Ejohnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>>
>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>
>>>> Vandeman is just like you ED ( Erectile Dysfunction ), a worthless
>>>> old fool. If you didnt blow your horn, no one else would.
>>>>
>>>> You will die a lonely old man. enjoy
>>>
>>> Alone, but never lonely!
>>>
>>> By the way, everyone dies alone. There is no other way.
>>>
>>> "Once I wasn't, Then I was, Now I ain't again."
>>>
>>> - Epitaph found on tombstone in Ohio graveyard
>
>


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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>> people
>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand, will
>> just
>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know until the
>> neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you. Enjoy!
>
> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal coil,
> but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>
> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are unlovable. I am
> really surprised that you do not know this!...

Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
exploitation of others.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia

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[Chris]

"Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@invailid.com> wrote in
news:46c4edf6$0$24191$88260bb3@free.teranews.com:

> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>
>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>
>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>> people
>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>> will just
>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>> Enjoy!
>>
>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>
>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>
> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
> exploitation of others.
>

I pity you

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[T. Ling Yu]

On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>
> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:

>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in his pants
>>>>>>>>> right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??

> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.

> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.

> You and ED just alike
because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
Or because we irritate you?

Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.

[Chris]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:

> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>>
>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:

If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.

>
>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>
>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.

And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you do
any better than that??

>
>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.

Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and usenet
life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are wrong??

>
>> You and ED just alike
> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
> Or because we irritate you?

lol, right.......

>
> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.


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[T. Ling Yu]

On 21 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:

> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
> news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:
>
>> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>>>
>>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
>> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:
>
> If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
> together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.
>
You started this discussion with your example:
"You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
phone.
From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
his pants right then and there.

Anybody need his home phone number??"
- Chris


>>
>>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>>>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>
>>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
>> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.
>
> And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you do
> any better than that??
I didn't claim to not care, Chris. You projected your
"dint give a rats ass" upon me.

>>
>>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
>> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
>> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
>> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.
>
> Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and usenet
> life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are wrong??

Why is it so important to you that I make a false admission about
how you were so cool to call Ed and intimidate him over the silly
**** he writes on usenet. I thought you "dint give a rats ass"
about what I think.

Once again, you already gave an example about how a ****wit
can a drag little usenet annoyance into real life intimidation:

"You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
phone.
From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
his pants right then and there.

Anybody need his home phone number??"
- Chris

Did you get any takers, Chris? Did many angry people contact you
to get Ed's phone number so that they could follow your example
and try to intimidate him?

>>
>>> You and ED just alike
>> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
>> Or because we irritate you?
>
> lol, right.......
>
I'm glad that you can admit that I am right.

>>
>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.
>
>

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Chris wrote:
> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@invailid.com> wrote in
> news:46c4edf6$0$24191$88260bb3@free.teranews.com:
>
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>>
>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>
>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>>> people
>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>>> will just
>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>> Enjoy!
>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>
>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>> exploitation of others.
>>
>
> I pity you

Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
as it really is?

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia

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[Ozark Bicycle]

On Aug 21, 7:49 pm, "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman"
<sunsetss0...@iinvalid.com> wrote:
> Chris wrote:
> > "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0...@invailid.com> wrote in
> >news:46c4edf6$0$24191$88260bb3@free.teranews.com:
>
> >> Edward Dolan wrote:
> >>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_e...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>
> >>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>
> >>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
> >>>> people
> >>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
> >>>> will just
> >>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
> >>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
> >>>> Enjoy!
> >>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
> >>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>
> >>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
> >>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
> >>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
> >> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
> >> exploitation of others.
>
> > I pity you
>
> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
> as it really is?
>

Tommy Sherman's World is filled with bitter, homely little men with no
sense of balance and an utter inability to get laid......

[Chris]

"Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@iinvalid.com> wrote in
news:46cb7bf9$0$16374$88260bb3@free.teranews.com:

> Chris wrote:
>> "Tom \"Johnny Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@invailid.com> wrote in
>> news:46c4edf6$0$24191$88260bb3@free.teranews.com:
>>
>>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>>> "Chris" <john_foster_in_erie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns998DA19EAE447johnfosterinerieyaho@66.150.1 05.47...
>>>>
>>>> ALL TOP POSTERS ARE IDIOTS!
>>>>
>>>>> Life has passed you by, you lonely old man. I will be surrounded by
>>>>> people
>>>>> who love me when I pass, as I am in life. You on the other hand,
>>>>> will just
>>>>> fall over one day in you decrepit old house and no one will know
>>>>> until the neighbors smell the rotting corpse that once was you.
>>>>> Enjoy!
>>>> You may be surrounded by dozens of folks as you pass from this mortal
>>>> coil, but you will most assuredly pass alone.
>>>>
>>>> By the way, there is no one in this world that "loves" you. That is
>>>> something reserved strictly for teenagers. We old folks are
>>>> unlovable. I am really surprised that you do not know this!...
>>> Love is a self-delusion that people use to excuse their selfish
>>> exploitation of others.
>>>
>>
>> I pity you
>
> Because I have the extremely rare talent of being able to see the world
> as it really is?
>

NO! because you have a very cold heart

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[Edward Dolan]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
news:1FC9993CE6FD42442127@194.226.127.225...
> On 21 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>
>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>> news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:
>>
>>> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-hooked.
>>>>
>>>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
>>> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:
>>
>> If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
>> together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.
>>
> You started this discussion with your example:
> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
> his pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??"
> - Chris
>
>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>>>>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>>>>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>
>>>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
>>> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.
>>
>> And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you do
>> any better than that??
> I didn't claim to not care, Chris. You projected your
> "dint give a rats ass" upon me.
>
>>>
>>>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
>>> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
>>> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
>>> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.
>>
>> Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and usenet
>> life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are wrong??
>
> Why is it so important to you that I make a false admission about
> how you were so cool to call Ed and intimidate him over the silly
> **** he writes on usenet. I thought you "dint give a rats ass"
> about what I think.
>
> Once again, you already gave an example about how a ****wit
> can a drag little usenet annoyance into real life intimidation:
>
> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
> his pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??"
> - Chris
>
> Did you get any takers, Chris? Did many angry people contact you
> to get Ed's phone number so that they could follow your example
> and try to intimidate him?
>
>>>
>>>> You and ED just alike
>>> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
>>> Or because we irritate you?
>>
>> lol, right.......
>>
> I'm glad that you can admit that I am right.
>
>>>
>>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.

If I had had my wits abut me I would have told Chris Foster to go ****
himself when he called me, but I am a gentleman of the old school. I find it
very difficult to be rude to folks who are not first rude to me.

What I like best about Usenet is that you do not first have to establish any
basis of friendship in order to have a discussion. It is too bad that
****tards like Chris Foster simply have no idea of how Usenet works. As I
said before, he should not be on Usenet in the first place.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Chris]

"T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
news:1FC9993CE6FD42442127@194.226.127.225:

> On 21 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>
>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>> news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:
>>
>>> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was gut-
hooked.
>>>>
>>>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
>>> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:
>>
>> If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
>> together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.
>>
> You started this discussion with your example:
> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
> his pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??"
> - Chris
>
>

You didnt answer my question. Once again, If I give you one example
where 'real' life and usenet are tied together, will you admit you are
wrong?? Hummmm???


>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on
the
>>>>>>>>>>>> phone.
>>>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss
in
>>>>>>>>>>>> his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>
>>>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
>>> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.
>>
>> And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you do
>> any better than that??
> I didn't claim to not care, Chris. You projected your
> "dint give a rats ass" upon me.
>
I didnt project anything. You attempted to be childish with repeating
my typo. Cant you do anybeter than that?? What are you 6 years old??

>>>
>>>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
>>> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
>>> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
>>> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.
>>
>> Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and usenet
>> life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are wrong??

Answer please??


>
> Why is it so important to you that I make a false admission about
> how you were so cool to call Ed and intimidate him over the silly
> **** he writes on usenet. I thought you "dint give a rats ass"
> about what I think.
>
> Once again, you already gave an example about how a ****wit
> can a drag little usenet annoyance into real life intimidation:

Name calling? How mature you are!!

>
> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
> phone.
> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
> his pants right then and there.
>
> Anybody need his home phone number??"
> - Chris
>
> Did you get any takers, Chris? Did many angry people contact you
> to get Ed's phone number so that they could follow your example
> and try to intimidate him?

I got a couple of people wanting his number, but it appears that ED did
disconnect that number out of sheer fright.


>
>>>
>>>> You and ED just alike
>>> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
>>> Or because we irritate you?
>>
>> lol, right.......
>>
> I'm glad that you can admit that I am right.
>

Yeah, a little right of George W Bush.

>>>
>>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.
>>
>>
>
>


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[Chris]

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:TJadnQhme9kcjlHbnZ2dnUVZ_uygnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
> news:1FC9993CE6FD42442127@194.226.127.225...
>> On 21 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>
>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>> news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:
>>>
>>>> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>>>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>>>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>>>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was
>>>>>> gut-hooked.
>>>>>
>>>>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
>>>> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:
>>>
>>> If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
>>> together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.
>>>
>> You started this discussion with your example:
>> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>> his pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??"
>> - Chris
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>
>>>>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
>>>> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.
>>>
>>> And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you
>>> do any better than that??
>> I didn't claim to not care, Chris. You projected your
>> "dint give a rats ass" upon me.
>>
>>>>
>>>>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
>>>> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
>>>> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
>>>> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.
>>>
>>> Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and
>>> usenet life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are
>>> wrong??
>>
>> Why is it so important to you that I make a false admission about
>> how you were so cool to call Ed and intimidate him over the silly
>> **** he writes on usenet. I thought you "dint give a rats ass"
>> about what I think.
>>
>> Once again, you already gave an example about how a ****wit
>> can a drag little usenet annoyance into real life intimidation:
>>
>> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>> his pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??"
>> - Chris
>>
>> Did you get any takers, Chris? Did many angry people contact you
>> to get Ed's phone number so that they could follow your example
>> and try to intimidate him?
>>
>>>>
>>>>> You and ED just alike
>>>> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
>>>> Or because we irritate you?
>>>
>>> lol, right.......
>>>
>> I'm glad that you can admit that I am right.
>>
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>>>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>>>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.
>
> If I had had my wits abut me I would have told Chris Foster to go ****
> himself when he called me, but I am a gentleman of the old school. I
> find it very difficult to be rude to folks who are not first rude to
> me.
>
> What I like best about Usenet is that you do not first have to
> establish any basis of friendship in order to have a discussion. It is
> too bad that ****tards like Chris Foster simply have no idea of how
> Usenet works. As I said before, he should not be on Usenet in the
> first place.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>
>

Im so hurt that you call me names. LOL
I simply pity you

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[Chris]

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:TJadnQhme9kcjlHbnZ2dnUVZ_uygnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>
> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in message
> news:1FC9993CE6FD42442127@194.226.127.225...
>> On 21 Aug 2007, you wrote in rec.bicycles.misc:
>>
>>> "T. Ling Yu" <trohlyu@frontend-0-0.local> wrote in
>>> news:1FC998F5235042C72127@194.226.127.225:
>>>
>>>> On 16 Aug 2007, Chris wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>>
>>>>>> Some people can't handle being powerless with their words.
>>>>>> Chris overcompensated by trying to drag the conflict into
>>>>>> real life, where he believes he has some real power.
>>>>>> Unfortunately for him, it just showed how deeply he was
>>>>>> gut-hooked.
>>>>>
>>>>> Item 1: Learn to trim your posts
>>>> Attempt to evade the issue by excessive trimming noted:
>>>
>>> If I give you one example where 'real' life and usenet are tied
>>> together, will you admit you are wrong?? Because I can.
>>>
>> You started this discussion with your example:
>> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>> his pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??"
>> - Chris
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Chris wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the phone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss
>>>>>>>>>>>>> in his pants right then and there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anybody need his home phone number??
>>>>
>>>>> Item 2: I dint give a rats ass what you think
>>>> You cared enough to let me know that you dint care.
>>>
>>> And you cared enough to write back with the same typo's. Cant you
>>> do any better than that??
>> I didn't claim to not care, Chris. You projected your
>> "dint give a rats ass" upon me.
>>
>>>>
>>>>> Item 3: You have no idea what you are blathering on about.
>>>> It's simple, Chris. It's wrong to escalate usenet conflicts into
>>>> real life. It's wrong to try to intimidate posters by offering
>>>> to reveal, release, or publicly post their real life info.
>>>
>>> Once again, if I give you one example of where 'real' life and
>>> usenet life are one and the same, will you publicly admit you are
>>> wrong??
>>
>> Why is it so important to you that I make a false admission about
>> how you were so cool to call Ed and intimidate him over the silly
>> **** he writes on usenet. I thought you "dint give a rats ass"
>> about what I think.
>>
>> Once again, you already gave an example about how a ****wit
>> can a drag little usenet annoyance into real life intimidation:
>>
>> "You guys should do as I did once, I called old Mr Ed on the
>> phone.
>> From the sound of his voice, I thoght he was going to piss in
>> his pants right then and there.
>>
>> Anybody need his home phone number??"
>> - Chris
>>
>> Did you get any takers, Chris? Did many angry people contact you
>> to get Ed's phone number so that they could follow your example
>> and try to intimidate him?
>>
>>>>
>>>>> You and ED just alike
>>>> because we agree that what goes on in usenet should stay on usenet?
>>>> Or because we irritate you?
>>>
>>> lol, right.......
>>>
>> I'm glad that you can admit that I am right.
>>
>>>>
>>>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>>>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>>>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.
>
> If I had had my wits abut me I would have told Chris Foster to go ****

You are obviously witless.


> himself when he called me, but I am a gentleman of the old school. I
> find it very difficult to be rude to folks who are not first rude to
> me.

Thats a laugh, rude should be your middle name. Dont you think calling
someone a '****tard' is rude.

>
> What I like best about Usenet is that you do not first have to
> establish any basis of friendship in order to have a discussion. It is
> too bad that ****tards like Chris Foster simply have no idea of how
> Usenet works. As I said before, he should not be on Usenet in the
> first place.

According to whos rules?? I dont follow your simple idea of 'how usenet
works'. Did you ever change your pants?? or are you still wearing the
same pair you pissed in?? I bet you wear 'Depends' now.

>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>


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[T. Ling Yu]

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in
news:TJadnQhme9kcjlHbnZ2dnUVZ_uygnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

>>>> Hmmm, so far no phone calls from loons named chris
>>>> trying to make me piss my pants. I guess my contact
>>>> info isn't as easy to find as Ed's.
>
> If I had had my wits abut me I would have told Chris Foster to go ****
> himself when he called me, but I am a gentleman of the old school. I
> find it very difficult to be rude to folks who are not first rude to
> me.

He ambushed you like a cowardly cur.


> What I like best about Usenet is that you do not first have to
> establish any basis of friendship in order to have a discussion. It is
> too bad that ****tards like Chris Foster simply have no idea of how
> Usenet works. As I said before, he should not be on Usenet in the
> first place.
>

He has every right to make a fool of himself on usenet.
He has no right to make harassing phone calls.
I don'