Correct doping penalty

[mrsixtypercent]

Chicken stripped of this yellow jersey. Vino stripped of his stage
wins. This is not the best way to combat doping. I say strip these
riders of their saddles and make them ride to Paris - guaranteed to
solve doping in the Tour.

[Ryan Cousineau]

In article <1185529923.657872.304850@i13g2000prf.googlegroups. com>,
mrsixtypercent <mrsixtypercent@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Chicken stripped of this yellow jersey. Vino stripped of his stage
> wins. This is not the best way to combat doping. I say strip these
> riders of their saddles and make them ride to Paris - guaranteed to
> solve doping in the Tour.

Stupid EU work rules won't permit. This means **** Pound's first idea
for a penalty (drag them behind the commissaire's car) also had to be
scrapped.

Speaking of which, **** has now managed to complain about sports that
don't catch dopers (hockey) and sports that do catch dopers (cycling
this year). WTF? Is there a Laffer Curve for the right number of dopers
you should catch in order to prove the sport is clean??

BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
cycling, instead?

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

[Donald Munro]

Ryan Cousineau wrote:
> BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
> Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
> cycling, instead?

I vote we get FIFA (or perhaps the NFL) to take over cycling.

[A R:nen]

Ryan Cousineau <rcousine@sfu.ca> writes:

> BTW, I hear the UCI may take over management of skateboarding for
> Olympic purposes. Any chance we could get the skateboarders to take over
> cycling, instead?

That's got to be the idea with the fixed-gear phenomenon.