Great Ideas of Western Man

[!Jones]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:10:03 -0000, in uk.local.yorkshire Chalo
<chalo.colina@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hogwash. You don't need one of those foolish things any more than you
>need a bra. I suspect you may simply have an emotional need to devote
>a ritual ceremony to your pecker. (Which would be none of my
>business.)

As to a person's needs or lack thereof: you will fare much better by
not telling another person what he or she needs. You may address your
own, of course; however, you have no way of knowing, based on a couple
of postings, what I do or do not "need".

We'll get along much better if you'll observe that little matter of
newsgroup etiquette.

Thanks in advance.

Jones

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Bill Sornson wrote:
> !Jones wrote:
>> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
>> closures on each side!
>>
>> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
>> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
>> it!!!
>
> Google Brock Bailey, Big Boy. LOL

This Brock Bailey:
<http://www.clublambpage.com/taylor/images/2006/09-14-06/BrockBailey.jpg>?

Or did you mean this Brock Bailey:
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.mountain-bike/tree/browse_frm/thread/6e0071e4d17c2091/531acd4bdcb91bbe?rnum=1&q=Brock+Bailey&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.mountain-bike%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F6e0071e4d17c2091%2F92 48f4de4d499679%3Flnk%3Dgst%26q%3DBrock%2BBailey%26 rnum%3D1%26#doc_531acd4bdcb91bbe>?

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[!Jones]

I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
closures on each side!

I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
it!!!

Jones

[Michael Press]

In article
<50tec3lvgosn4av0d7ng8981l136khgs57@4ax.com>,
!Jones <piss@off.com> wrote:

> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
> closures on each side!
>
> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
> it!!!

If you could get the jock strap to stretch enough, you
could remove it without opening it. Esquire magazine
once published photographs and written instructions
describing how to remove and don trousers while wearing
leg irons.

--
Michael Press

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Exclamation Jones wrote:
> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
> closures on each side!
>
> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
> it!!!

Way too much information, dude.

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[Chalo]

!Jones wrote:
>
> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
> closures on each side!
>
> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
> it!!!

Umm... TMI.

Here's something to load into your slingshot, though:

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-13BC01

[!Jones]

On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 18:12:14 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Tom \"Johnny
Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@innvalid.com> wrote:

>Way too much information, dude.

OK... we can call it the "J-word" if you prefer... dude.

Jones

[!Jones]

On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:27:01 -0000, in rec.bicycles.tech Chalo
<chalo.colina@gmail.com> wrote:

>Umm... TMI.

T.S. Get over it. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

I commute a short distance by bicycle to my office; a male cannot ride
a bicycle without a "J-word". I can clip my pant legs and ride in a
tie... but a male must wear a "J-word" even for a short commute.
So... why can't we have a "J-word" where one can get in and out of the
damn thing without completely undressing?

Jones

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Chalo Colina wrote:
> ...
> Here's something to load into your slingshot, though:
>
> http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-13BC01

Standard equipment on new full-size SUVs!

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[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

!Jones wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:10:03 -0000, in uk.local.yorkshire Chalo
> <chalo.colina@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Hogwash. You don't need one of those foolish things any more than you
>> need a bra. I suspect you may simply have an emotional need to devote
>> a ritual ceremony to your pecker. (Which would be none of my
>> business.)
>
> As to a person's needs or lack thereof: you will fare much better by
> not telling another person what he or she needs. You may address your
> own, of course; however, you have no way of knowing, based on a couple
> of postings, what I do or do not "need".
>
> We'll get along much better if you'll observe that little matter of
> newsgroup etiquette.

What's up with the redirection to uk.local.yorkshire?

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[!Jones]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:52:01 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Tom \"Johnny
Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@innvalid.com> wrote:

>!Jones wrote:
>> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:10:03 -0000, in uk.local.yorkshire Chalo
>> <chalo.colina@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Hogwash. You don't need one of those foolish things any more than you
>>> need a bra. I suspect you may simply have an emotional need to devote
>>> a ritual ceremony to your pecker. (Which would be none of my
>>> business.)
>>
>> As to a person's needs or lack thereof: you will fare much better by
>> not telling another person what he or she needs. You may address your
>> own, of course; however, you have no way of knowing, based on a couple
>> of postings, what I do or do not "need".
>>
>> We'll get along much better if you'll observe that little matter of
>> newsgroup etiquette.
>
>What's up with the redirection to uk.local.yorkshire?
>
>--
>Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia

As we age, our physical needs change. While *you* may be able to ride
perfectly well without... let's call it a "supportive undergarment" to
avoid embarrassment... not all of us are so lucky. There are
perfectly valid, medical and physical reasons why many people need a
supportive undergarment to ride even a short distance; it is utterly
incomprehensible to me that someone would suggest otherwise, telling
me my own needs with utterly no knowledge in that area.

So I vectored the idiot off to a trolling newsgroup and bit bucketed
him... assumably "him". I try not to be a jerk about it; however,
some sorely try my patients... I mean on Usenet in general, not
specifically you, the OP, or RBT.

Jones

[joseph.santaniello@gmail.com]

On Aug 19, 6:26 pm, !Jones <p...@off.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:52:01 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Tom \"Johnny
>
>
>
> Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0...@innvalid.com> wrote:
> >!Jones wrote:
> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:10:03 -0000, in uk.local.yorkshire Chalo
> >> <chalo.col...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Hogwash. You don't need one of those foolish things any more than you
> >>> need a bra. I suspect you may simply have an emotional need to devote
> >>> a ritual ceremony to your pecker. (Which would be none of my
> >>> business.)
>
> >> As to a person's needs or lack thereof: you will fare much better by
> >> not telling another person what he or she needs. You may address your
> >> own, of course; however, you have no way of knowing, based on a couple
> >> of postings, what I do or do not "need".
>
> >> We'll get along much better if you'll observe that little matter of
> >> newsgroup etiquette.
>
> >What's up with the redirection to uk.local.yorkshire?
>
> >--
> >Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
>
> As we age, our physical needs change. While *you* may be able to ride
> perfectly well without... let's call it a "supportive undergarment" to
> avoid embarrassment... not all of us are so lucky. There are
> perfectly valid, medical and physical reasons why many people need a
> supportive undergarment to ride even a short distance; it is utterly
> incomprehensible to me that someone would suggest otherwise, telling
> me my own needs with utterly no knowledge in that area.
>
> So I vectored the idiot off to a trolling newsgroup and bit bucketed
> him... assumably "him". I try not to be a jerk about it; however,
> some sorely try my patients... I mean on Usenet in general, not
> specifically you, the OP, or RBT.
>
> Jones

Everyone is just having some prurient fun here, don't let it get to
you. If you can'y find one, roll your own. 10 minutes with some velcro
and a sewing maching and you're in business. Maybe only 5 minutes if
you use a stapler or safety pins to hold the velcro to the cut straps
on a prototype.

What about breifs?

Joseph

[G.T.]

!Jones wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:52:01 -0500, in rec.bicycles.tech "Tom \"Johnny
> Sunset\" Sherman" <sunsetss0003@innvalid.com> wrote:
>
>> !Jones wrote:
>>> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:10:03 -0000, in uk.local.yorkshire Chalo
>>> <chalo.colina@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hogwash. You don't need one of those foolish things any more than you
>>>> need a bra. I suspect you may simply have an emotional need to devote
>>>> a ritual ceremony to your pecker. (Which would be none of my
>>>> business.)
>>> As to a person's needs or lack thereof: you will fare much better by
>>> not telling another person what he or she needs. You may address your
>>> own, of course; however, you have no way of knowing, based on a couple
>>> of postings, what I do or do not "need".
>>>
>>> We'll get along much better if you'll observe that little matter of
>>> newsgroup etiquette.
>> What's up with the redirection to uk.local.yorkshire?
>>
>> --
>> Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
>
> As we age, our physical needs change. While *you* may be able to ride
> perfectly well without... let's call it a "supportive undergarment" to
> avoid embarrassment... not all of us are so lucky.

I think you're the only person on the planet who does so.

Greg

PS Nice troll.

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[!Jones]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:08:50 -0700, in rec.bicycles.tech
"joseph.santaniello@gmail.com" <joseph.santaniello@gmail.com> wrote:

>If you can'y find one, roll your own. 10 minutes with some velcro
>and a sewing maching and you're in business. Maybe only 5 minutes if
>you use a stapler or safety pins to hold the velcro to the cut straps
>on a prototype.

I can't even set up my sewing machine in 10 minutes; however, your
point is valid. I'm gonna apply for a patent unless the diaper
manufacturers have beaten me.

>What about breifs?

Well, the issue is that one must undress to get into or out of them.
Who made Superman's outfit? He changed in a phone booth and there's
no damn way he could have worked all day in those tights! I wonder
where he kept his street clothes while he was flying around... therein
may lie the solution!

Jones

[Mark]

!Jones wrote:
>> What about breifs?
>
> Well, the issue is that one must undress to get into or out of them.

Just so we all understand each other (although some have said they'd
rather not) - are we to understand that you want an undergarment for
riding but *none* for the office? Yipes!

> Who made Superman's outfit?

Martha Kent. Everyone knows this. :)

> He changed in a phone booth and there's
> no damn way he could have worked all day in those tights!

Sure he could; this *is* the canonical explanation of where the super
suit was kept during office hours, since the days of George Reeve and
before. That's because/why he's super.

I wonder
> where he kept his street clothes while he was flying around... therein
> may lie the solution!

In a pouch inside the cape. This always seemed harder to believe, but
that's what we're told.

Mark "slow day" J.

[!Jones]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:34:52 -0700, in rec.bicycles.tech Mark
<remove.mandmlj.this@remove.comcast.this.net> wrote:

>Just so we all understand each other (although some have said they'd
>rather not) - are we to understand that you want an undergarment for
>riding but *none* for the office? Yipes!

You appear to be one of that number who chooses not to because that's
something of a misquote by omission. It's OK, though... one generally
sees that tactic used in the "alt" hierarchy; however, I have seen it
used as far south as the bereavement groups.

I'm sure that you understand me perfectly; I write for a living. May
I drop the euphemism? I believe I said "supportive undergarment".
That means "jock strap". < BLUSH >

Now, go back and adjust your question to reflect what you knew all
along and the answer will be obvious to any intelligent being.

***

Tell me, please, do you guys in rec.bicycles.tech have a newsgroup
troll? The reason I ask is because I'm a general troll and you appear
to be a "soft target". I haven't trolled very much of late because
it's generally time consuming; however, this lot is what's known as a
"moron rich environment", so I might be tempted to come out of
retirement.

Jones

[Michael Press]

In article
<43ehc35m87ihg8n1smtrb10sahcqd70hqf@4ax.com>,
!Jones <piss@off.com> wrote:

> Tell me, please, do you guys in rec.bicycles.tech have a newsgroup
> troll? The reason I ask is because I'm a general troll and you appear
> to be a "soft target". I haven't trolled very much of late because
> it's generally time consuming; however, this lot is what's known as a
> "moron rich environment", so I might be tempted to come out of
> retirement.

You going to believe us, or read the archive?

--
Michael Press

[A Muzi]

-snip jockstrap bands-
Michael Press wrote:
> If you could get the jock strap to stretch enough, you
> could remove it without opening it. Esquire magazine
> once published photographs and written instructions
> describing how to remove and don trousers while wearing
> leg irons.

!
I would have thought that topologically impossible.
the things one learns on r.b.t.!!
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Michael Press wrote:
> In article
> <50tec3lvgosn4av0d7ng8981l136khgs57@4ax.com>,
> !Jones <piss@off.com> wrote:
>
>> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
>> closures on each side!
>>
>> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
>> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and invent
>> it!!!
>
> If you could get the jock strap to stretch enough, you
> could remove it without opening it. Esquire magazine
> once published photographs and written instructions
> describing how to remove and don trousers while wearing
> leg irons.

Like the Mr. Bean episode where he changes in front of the blind man at
the beach?

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[Michael Press]

In article <13chsgcsodndqa2@corp.supernews.com>,
A Muzi <am@yellowjersey.org> wrote:

> -snip jockstrap bands-
> Michael Press wrote:
> > If you could get the jock strap to stretch enough, you
> > could remove it without opening it. Esquire magazine
> > once published photographs and written instructions
> > describing how to remove and don trousers while wearing
> > leg irons.
>
> !
> I would have thought that topologically impossible.
> the things one learns on r.b.t.!!

Hint:

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The shackles are a bit larger than the ankles.

--
Michael Press

[joseph.santaniello@gmail.com]

On Aug 20, 3:45 am, A Muzi <a...@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
> the things one learns on r.b.t.!!

Like what a soft pack is?

I hope a brain is not like computer memory with a finite amount of
storage space, the vast majority of it filled with crap with precious
little room left over for useful things!

Joseph

[Bill Sornson]

Tom "Johnny Sunset" Sherman wrote:
> Bill Sornson wrote:
>> !Jones wrote:
>>> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
>>> closures on each side!
>>>
>>> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
>>> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and
>>> invent it!!!
>>
>> Google Brock Bailey, Big Boy. LOL
>
> This Brock Bailey:
> <http://www.clublambpage.com/taylor/images/2006/09-14-06/BrockBailey.jpg>?

That his knee or the goat's gonads?

> Or did you mean this Brock Bailey:
> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.mountain-bike/tree/browse_frm/thread/6e0071e4d17c2091/531acd4bdcb91bbe?rnum=1&q=Brock+Bailey&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.mountain-bike%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F6e0071e4d17c2091%2F92 48f4de4d499679%3Flnk%3Dgst%26q%3DBrock%2BBailey%26 rnum%3D1%26#doc_531acd4bdcb91bbe>?

That's him. Mister Balls.

Bill "BBs I'll bet" S.

[Tom \Johnny Sunset\ Sherman]

Bill Sornson wrote:
> Tom "Johnny Sunset" Sherman wrote:
>> Bill Sornson wrote:
>>> !Jones wrote:
>>>> I want a jock strap with a waistband that has Velcro (hook and pile)
>>>> closures on each side!
>>>>
>>>> I'm tired of having to remove my shoes and pants to get out of the
>>>> jock strap at work. I'm going to get out my sewing machine and
>>>> invent it!!!
>>> Google Brock Bailey, Big Boy. LOL
>> This Brock Bailey:
>> <http://www.clublambpage.com/taylor/images/2006/09-14-06/BrockBailey.jpg>?
>
> That his knee or the goat's gonads?

It is a lamb, not a goat:
<http://www.clublambpage.com/taylor/index.htm>. This was the number one
hit for "Brock Bailey" on Google Images by the way. One of those
pictures that looks unintentionally kinky.

>> Or did you mean this Brock Bailey:
>> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.mountain-bike/tree/browse_frm/thread/6e0071e4d17c2091/531acd4bdcb91bbe?rnum=1&q=Brock+Bailey&_done=%2Fgroup%2Falt.mountain-bike%2Fbrowse_frm%2Fthread%2F6e0071e4d17c2091%2F92 48f4de4d499679%3Flnk%3Dgst%26q%3DBrock%2BBailey%26 rnum%3D1%26#doc_531acd4bdcb91bbe>?
>
> That's him. Mister Balls.

The one that will make you ride faster if he is behind you on the trail?

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[Bill Sornson]

Tom "Johnny Sunset" Sherman wrote:
> Bill Sornson wrote:

>> That his knee or the goat's gonads?

> It is a lamb, not a goat:

I was going for the illiteration.

[!Jones]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 20:28:46 -0700, in rec.bicycles.tech "G.T."
<getnews1@dslextreme.com> wrote:

>> As we age, our physical needs change. While *you* may be able to ride
>> perfectly well without... let's call it a "supportive undergarment" to
>> avoid embarrassment... not all of us are so lucky.
>
>I think you're the only person on the planet who does so.

Huh? According to the National Center for Health Statistics, about
700,000 inguinal hernias are repaired annually in the United States.
These are the ones that lend themselves to treatment; many more are
simply managed.

That's an absurd statement.

>PS Nice troll.

It wasn't intended to be; however, the thread seems to be attracting
morons as a lamp attracts moths.

Jones

[RonSonic]

On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 21:05:06 -0700, "Bill Sornson" <askme@ask.me> wrote:

>Tom "Johnny Sunset" Sherman wrote:
>> Bill Sornson wrote:
>
>>> That his knee or the goat's gonads?
>
>> It is a lamb, not a goat:
>
>I was going for the illiteration.
>
Sweet.

[RonSonic]

On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:49:55 -0700, "joseph.santaniello@gmail.com"
<joseph.santaniello@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Aug 20, 3:45 am, A Muzi <a...@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
>> the things one learns on r.b.t.!!
>
>Like what a soft pack is?
>
>I hope a brain is not like computer memory with a finite amount of
>storage space, the vast majority of it filled with crap with precious
>little room left over for useful things!

My brain is more like a bowl of oatmeal that I stir in hopes of a particular
raisin coming to the top. Usually I just go with whichever surfaces first.

Ron

[Bill Sornson]

RonSonic wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:49:55 -0700, "joseph.santaniello@gmail.com"
> <joseph.santaniello@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Aug 20, 3:45 am, A Muzi <a...@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
>>> the things one learns on r.b.t.!!
>>
>> Like what a soft pack is?
>>
>> I hope a brain is not like computer memory with a finite amount of
>> storage space, the vast majority of it filled with crap with precious
>> little room left over for useful things!
>
> My brain is more like a bowl of oatmeal that I stir in hopes of a
> particular raisin coming to the top. Usually I just go with whichever
> surfaces first.

As long as it's not a dead fly...