Magilla and the Clown

[Tom Kunich]

I'm reminded of the story written on the back page of an old VeloNews before
they were big-time. Seems as how the writer went for a ride with Eddy Merckx
in Los Angeles since he was there for a bike show.

Sure enough, along came some horses ass just like Magilla and was half
wheeling Eddy Merckx though it's certain that he had no idea of who that old
guy was.

Magilla is the sort of person who would half wheel a grandmother and think
it proved him superior.

[MagillaGorilla]

Tom Kunich wrote:

> I'm reminded of the story written on the back page of an old VeloNews
> before they were big-time. Seems as how the writer went for a ride with
> Eddy Merckx in Los Angeles since he was there for a bike show.
>
> Sure enough, along came some horses ass just like Magilla and was half
> wheeling Eddy Merckx though it's certain that he had no idea of who that
> old guy was.
>
> Magilla is the sort of person who would half wheel a grandmother and
> think it proved him superior.


Tammy Tommy,

Are you one of these hard-ass ****heads who goes out on a group ride and
screams out all these assertive commands at everyone to try to establish
some kind of faux-Euro peloton pecking order in order to pretend you're
PRO?

I got news for you, Tammy Tommy, I don't half wheel anyone. I ride ride
in the back and listen to my MP3 player and let others do the work
(especially if they're a chica and got a nice caboose).

Also, the defintion of an ass isn't half-wheeling Merckx. It's thinking
someone's an ass for doing it.

I'm not sure who wrote that Velonews trailer (sounds like Maynard), but
I doubt he would have referred to that guy as a "horse's ass" just for
half-wheeling fat boy slim (Merckx). There was probably some subtle
thing you misinterpeted in Maynard's sarcasm.

You act like such a hardass, Tom. Relax in a hot tub and download a Len
MP3. And stop using old Velonews' as your life Bible.

Let me know if you want me to fly out to some cafe in California to
fight like Ken Pap Smear use to routinely challenge me to do. I think
it was in (Saulsalito?) or something like that.


Magilla

[Tom Kunich]

"MagillaGorilla" <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote in message
news:fen61v$dil$1@aioe.org...
> Tom Kunich wrote:
>
>> I'm reminded of the story written on the back page of an old VeloNews
>> before they were big-time. Seems as how the writer went for a ride with
>> Eddy Merckx in Los Angeles since he was there for a bike show.
>>
>> Sure enough, along came some horses ass just like Magilla and was half
>> wheeling Eddy Merckx though it's certain that he had no idea of who that
>> old guy was.
>>
>> Magilla is the sort of person who would half wheel a grandmother and
>> think it proved him superior.
>
>
> Tammy Tommy,
>
> Are you one of these hard-ass ****heads who goes out on a group ride and
> screams out all these assertive commands at everyone to try to establish
> some kind of faux-Euro peloton pecking order in order to pretend you're
> PRO?

Sorry little man. You're one of those little cowards that hides behind
anonymity because you know that you'd be little more than a laughing stock
if anyone really knew you.

> I got news for you, Tammy Tommy, I don't half wheel anyone. I ride ride
> in the back and listen to my MP3 player and let others do the work

A man's got to know his limitations.

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Oct 12, 12:00 am, MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> Are you one of these hard-ass ****heads who goes out on a group ride and
> screams out all these assertive commands at everyone to try to establish
> some kind of faux-Euro peloton pecking order in order to pretend you're
> PRO?

Probably not and probably not for the reason you might imagine.

> Let me know if you want me to fly out to some cafe in California to
> fight like Ken Pap Smear use to routinely challenge me to do. I think
> it was in (Saulsalito?) or something like that.

He'll be wearing purple.