alcohol update

[A Muzi]

Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the
front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials
such as:
'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing'
'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'

[1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3]
[2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol
[3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

[still me]

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:37:36 -0500, A Muzi <am@yellowjersey.org>
wrote:

>Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the
>front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials
>such as:
>'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing'
>'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'
>
>[1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3]
>[2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol
>[3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.

You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted
footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.

[Tom Sherman]

Andrew Muzi mused:
> Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the
> front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials
> such as:
> 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing'
> 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'

Is not excessive alcohol consumption the reason so many UW freshman [1]
flunk out the first semester?

> [1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3]
> [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol
> [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.

[2]

[1] Do we have to call them "freshpersons" to be politically correct?

[2] Cool.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
When did ignorance of biology become a "family value"?

[A Muzi]

> A Muzi <am@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
>> Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as the
>> front page lead with color photos of a cell and student testimonials
>> such as:
>> 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing'
>> 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as drunk'
>> [1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3]
>> [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol
>> [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.

still me wrote:
> You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted
> footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.

Thanks! I always wanted a passing grade in English Comp
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

[still me]

On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:54:50 -0500, A Muzi <am@yellowjersey.org>
wrote:

>
>still me wrote:
>> You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted
>> footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.
>
>Thanks! I always wanted a passing grade in English Comp
>--
>Andrew Muzi
>www.yellowjersey.org

NO prob. If you played a sport we cared about you'd get a "B".

[Tom Sherman]

Andrew Muzi mused:
>> A Muzi <am@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
>>> Our student paper today has 'your guide to Dane County Detox'[1] as
>>> the front page lead with color photos of a cell and student
>>> testimonials such as:
>>> 'They took me in so I wouldn't choke in my vomit as my sister was doing'
>>> 'I was unlucky. I blew a 0.22 but there were lots of people just as
>>> drunk'
>>> [1] where you go if you're too drunk for jail[2][3]
>>> [2] the jail refuses prisoners over 0.30% blood alcohol
>>> [3] Tom, I just footnoted a footnote.
>
> still me wrote:
>> You would have gotten a B- for that article but with the footnoted
>> footnote we've had to drop you to a C+.
>
> Thanks! I always wanted a passing grade in English Comp

Now Andrew can go work for the WSJ [1].

[1] Wisconsin State Journal, not Wall Street Journal.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
When did ignorance of biology become a "family value"?

[datakoll]

'when you're up to your ass in alligators, its hard to remember the
intial idea was to drain the swamp'.
LBJ