Wot is a Netkkkop?

[mrstrellis@softhome.net]

> > >> Meeting Phil Kyle and Wm Way..
> Thar's gold in them thar hills- Hide quoted text -

So, wot is a Netkkkop, and how do i get to be one?

Any advice boys?

--

Mrs. Trellis
De Facto Owner of the Internet

[Bo]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:31:56 -0800 (PST), mrstrellis@softhome.net wrote:

>> > >> Meeting Phil Kyle and Wm Way..
>> Thar's gold in them thar hills- Hide quoted text -
>
>So, wot is a Netkkkop, and how do i get to be one?
>
>Any advice boys?

You first of all have to full fill the following conditions:

1) Be an utter and total **** and pompous with it.
2) Be sexually dysfunctional. Any category.
3) Have nothing but bile and hatred between your ears.
4) Be brainless.
5) Have no insight into your condition.
6) You must also be a stout defender of
Newsgroup: uk.local.yorkshire.moderated or become one.

There are further conditions which you must meet.

On the other hand: You could become a Troll a much more
interesting, exciting and rewarding life. Instead of joining those
total arse wipes you could instead become a Troll and take
the piss out of those sad afflicted bastards.

Consider both options carefully.

Bo.
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The Internet will become the
Sacred Sanctuary for Nutters and Idiots.
(Michel Nostradamus, December 14, 1503, July 2, 1566).
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[Michael Swift]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:31:56 -0800 (PST), mrstrellis@softhome.net wrote:

>> > >> Meeting Phil Kyle and Wm Way..
>> Thar's gold in them thar hills- Hide quoted text -
>
>So, wot is a Netkkkop, and how do i get to be one?
>
>Any advice boys?

Try asking in uk.local.yorkshire.moderated or Tykesground
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Tykesground/

You can email the group owner (The Big Man) at
tykesground-owner@yahoogroups.com for access.

Or just ask Mike Clayton who posts here and is a member of both
uk.local.yorkshire.moderated and Tykesground.

Hope this helps.

[Marengo]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:31:56 -0800 (PST), mrstrellis@softhome.net
wrote:

>> > >> Meeting Phil Kyle and Wm Way..
>> Thar's gold in them thar hills- Hide quoted text -
>
>So, wot is a Netkkkop, and how do i get to be one?
>
>Any advice boys?

SOrry l you can't be one. You're a Netkkriminal for breaking the
Usenet rules by cross-posting. It forever bans you from being a Netkko
---
Peter
270/220/180

[Samuel Axe]

"Marengo" <pjmarengo@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:bhs8u3tpfu27e9nq35v85lcq5fabv092km@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:31:56 -0800 (PST), mrstrellis@softhome.net
> wrote:
>
>>> > >> Meeting Phil Kyle and Wm Way..
>>> Thar's gold in them thar hills- Hide quoted text -
>>
>>So, wot is a Netkkkop, and how do i get to be one?
>>
>>Any advice boys?
>
> SOrry l you can't be one. You're a Netkkriminal for breaking the
> Usenet rules by cross-posting. It forever bans you from being a Netkko
> ---
> Peter
> 270/220/180

Aarrrgh, Peter, lad, why have 'ee not posted this to demon.local? Prepare to
be boarded and strafed with my carronade for your laxydaisy ways.

--
Rum Sodden Sam Axe

"I get a really good laugh when I think of how much of their time we are
wasting. It only takes an off-the-cuff one liner from any one of the
intelligentsia in u.l.s and the passed-its-sell-by-date Chief Collard and
his ADC (Another Dozy ****) DribblingBuffoon01 spend hours thinking up a
response, and even then they can only come up with mindless bollocks. It's
like having radio controlled muppets at your disposal. Push their little
buttons and watch them go. Too funny!" - Dave The Fat Sarge in uls.

"There was no wrecks and nobody drownded, in fact nothing to laff at, at
all" - Stanley Holloway [Lion & Albert]