Lance naked advert

[GarryJones]

There is a picture of Lance circulating where he is naked on a bike
for some kind of advert. However only the picture is circulating and
no story about when, why or for what product. Can anyone shed any
light on this? Or is it a celeb bluff photoshopped picture?

Here is a link to it which was repasted to a Swedish blogg..
http://www.christerhedberg.se/images/uppladdat/2007/12/1197408791_1197408779_lancearmstrong1mr.jpg

PS
I first posted to this Usenet group in the autumn of 97 and can now
celebrate ten years on rec.bicycles.misc and rec.bicycles.racing -
Here's to the next ten.....

Garry Jones
English Cyclist ResIDING in Sweden

[MagillaGorilla]

GarryJones wrote:
> There is a picture of Lance circulating where he is naked on a bike
> for some kind of advert. However only the picture is circulating and
> no story about when, why or for what product. Can anyone shed any
> light on this? Or is it a celeb bluff photoshopped picture?
>
> Here is a link to it which was repasted to a Swedish blogg..
> http://www.christerhedberg.se/images/uppladdat/2007/12/1197408791_1197408779_lancearmstrong1mr.jpg
>
> PS
> I first posted to this Usenet group in the autumn of 97 and can now
> celebrate ten years on rec.bicycles.misc and rec.bicycles.racing -
> Here's to the next ten.....
>
> Garry Jones
> English Cyclist ResIDING in Sweden


----

That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.

Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.


Magilla

[jobst.brandt@stanfordalumni.org]

GarryJones writes:

> There is a picture of Lance circulating where he is naked on a bike
> for some kind of advert. However only the picture is circulating
> and no story about when, why or for what product. Can anyone shed
> any light on this? Or is it a celeb bluff photoshopped picture?

> Here is a link to it which was repasted to a Swedish blog:

http://www.christerhedberg.se/images/uppladdat/2007/12/1197408791_1197408779_lancearmstrong1mr.jpg

> I first posted to this Usenet group in the autumn of 97 and can now
> celebrate ten years on rec.bicycles.misc and rec.bicycles.racing -
> Here's to the next ten...

Well, the picture isn't as elegant or definitive of a great physical
specimen the way the on of Eric Heiden skating (seen from the right
the right leg was forward). This picture was a poster in many public
places, here and abroad. Lance is practically in the dark ad hunched
over so his body is hard to assess.

I'm sure Carl can find that shot on the web for us.

Jobst Brandt

[Tom Sherman]

MagillaGorilla wrote:
> GarryJones wrote:
>> There is a picture of Lance circulating where he is naked on a bike
>> for some kind of advert. However only the picture is circulating and
>> no story about when, why or for what product. Can anyone shed any
>> light on this? Or is it a celeb bluff photoshopped picture?
>>
>> Here is a link to it which was repasted to a Swedish blogg..
>> http://www.christerhedberg.se/images/uppladdat/2007/12/1197408791_1197408779_lancearmstrong1mr.jpg
>>...
> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
> plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
> than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>
> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.

Hey, are you the Gorilla that likes to "bark on the Internet"?

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

[Dave]

MagillaGorilla wrote:
> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
> plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
> than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>
> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>
>
> Magilla

Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.

- dave

[ilaboo]

,> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>
>
> Magilla

i love that statement glue-sniffers!!

i usually use crack crazzed

now im going to inhance it to
glue-sniffing crack crazzed--pied pipers ( ice cream trucks where i live--da
Bronx)

tia
peter

[MagillaGorilla]

jobst.brandt@stanfordalumni.org wrote:

> GarryJones writes:
>
>
>>There is a picture of Lance circulating where he is naked on a bike
>>for some kind of advert. However only the picture is circulating
>>and no story about when, why or for what product. Can anyone shed
>>any light on this? Or is it a celeb bluff photoshopped picture?
>
>
>>Here is a link to it which was repasted to a Swedish blog:
>
>
> http://www.christerhedberg.se/images/uppladdat/2007/12/1197408791_1197408779_lancearmstrong1mr.jpg
>
>
>>I first posted to this Usenet group in the autumn of 97 and can now
>>celebrate ten years on rec.bicycles.misc and rec.bicycles.racing -
>>Here's to the next ten...
>
>
> Well, the picture isn't as elegant or definitive of a great physical
> specimen the way the on of Eric Heiden skating (seen from the right
> the right leg was forward). This picture was a poster in many public
> places, here and abroad. Lance is practically in the dark ad hunched
> over so his body is hard to assess.
>
> I'm sure Carl can find that shot on the web for us.
>
> Jobst Brandt


Elegant? I'd rather look at photos of Raimundos Rumsas' wife on her way
to the lesbian bighouse than that piece of ****ing gay-ass art.

I hate to tell you but Lance's 15 minutes are about up and between this
David Hasselhoff Playgirl photo, his numerous (and pathetic) interviews
on Larry "Corpse" King, and his very unfunny appearance on SNL with his
scaggy girlfriend (to quote Stepanie McIlvain in the LemonD phone call),
LA's best hope at PR right now is to make Page 6 of the Post with
denials that he's dating some Hollywood skank.

And when's his movie with Matt Damon or that Brokeback Village People
queen coming out? I can't wait to see how they write 3 broken
relationships and an endless slew of drug accusations into the script.
Who will they get to play the role of Ferrari on those 'secret' trips up
the Madone to check to see if they need to infuse another bag of blood.

A movie about Lance without all this stuff is like a movie about OJ
without the scene where Ron Goldman gets his necked sliced like a fish
in an Alaskan flea market.


Magilla

[MagillaGorilla]

Dave wrote:

> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>
>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's
>> not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look
>> deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>>
>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day
>> to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>>
>>
>> Magilla
>
>
> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way. You
> don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>
> - dave
>
>


Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself who
gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that proper
nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."

But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link that
backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney, and not
**** Avedon:

http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying.html

I'm done with you, Chrissie Hynde.


Magilla

[Michael Press]

In article <fjnkd8014d6@news4.newsguy.com>,
Dave <dave@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:

> MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
> > plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
> > than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
> >
> > Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> > see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>
> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.

Gilla is like TV, newspapers, and the movies. If you know
anything about the subject you see what frauds they are.

Consider 0.50 caliber machine guns. In a movie they will
fire a seven second burst into a Pinto with cosmetic
damage, and the hero pops up like whack-a-mole.
The real thing drills cast iron engine blocks at 300 m.

Note to you merry band of misfits being chased by the baddies:
one round into the chase car's radiator, and AMF.

--
Michael Press

[Ryan Cousineau]

In article <fjnnus$jo7$1@aioe.org>,
MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:

> Dave wrote:
>
> > MagillaGorilla wrote:
> >
> >> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's
> >> not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look
> >> deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
> >>
> >> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day
> >> to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
> >>
> >> Magilla
> >
> >
> > Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way. You
> > don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
> >
> > - dave
>
> Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
> nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself who
> gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that proper
> nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."

This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the discussion
to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most telling)
error, and then makes an assertion about first names that might surprise
bell hooks.

But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these days
is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.

> But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link that
> backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney, and not
> **** Avedon:
>
> http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying.html

Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to Hine,
but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.

I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and probably
only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it wouldn't back
up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google them all.

> I'm done with you, Chrissie Hynde.

Thinking of you, ya dumb ape:

<http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1fea1b1de402cf0767040a03cd0149
b2>

(NSFW, unless the phrase "sodomized Vince Neil" is okay in your
workplace).

> Magilla

Verdict: Magilla doesn't know what he's talking about. He grabbed a few
half-remembered critiques of Leibowitz using a search engine, and failed
to even deploy them successfully in his argument. Sentence: 78 months in
supervillain prison, and six months without mentioning velodromes.

--
Ryan Cousineau rcousine@sfu.ca http://www.wiredcola.com/
"My scenarios may give the impression I could be an excellent crook.
Not true - I am a talented lawyer." - Sandy in rec.bicycles.racing

[Tom Sherman]

Michael Press wrote:
> In article <fjnkd8014d6@news4.newsguy.com>,
> Dave <dave@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:
>
>> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
>>> plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
>>> than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>>>
>>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
>>> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
>> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>
> Gilla is like TV, newspapers, and the movies. If you know
> anything about the subject you see what frauds they are.

Or maybe they are just being gratuitously provocative?

> Consider 0.50 caliber machine guns. In a movie they will
> fire a seven second burst into a Pinto with cosmetic
> damage, and the hero pops up like whack-a-mole.
> The real thing drills cast iron engine blocks at 300 m.
>
> Note to you merry band of misfits being chased by the baddies:
> one round into the chase car's radiator, and AMF.
>
American Machine & Foundry?

My first bicycle was an AMF from a hardware store. Hardly a great
bicycle, but actually functional and reliable.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

[MagillaGorilla]

Michael Press wrote:

> In article <fjnkd8014d6@news4.newsguy.com>,
> Dave <dave@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:
>
>
>>MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>
>>>That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
>>>plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
>>>than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>>>
>>>Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
>>>see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>>
>>Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
>>You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>
>
> Gilla is like TV, newspapers, and the movies. If you know
> anything about the subject you see what frauds they are.
>
> Consider 0.50 caliber machine guns. In a movie they will
> fire a seven second burst into a Pinto with cosmetic
> damage, and the hero pops up like whack-a-mole.
> The real thing drills cast iron engine blocks at 300 m.
>
> Note to you merry band of misfits being chased by the baddies:
> one round into the chase car's radiator, and AMF.
>



I've been known to go to the indoor range and ask the person in the lane
over if they mind if I sight-in the irons on my Daisy.

They never see the Casull come out of the Pelican until the sound of 285
grains hits them in their kidneys. Sounds like a Chinook trying to land
on the roof.

Don't forget to pick up your brass, Pressman. And if you break 180 with
your barrel, don't say you got the gate code from me. I'll deny I know you.


Magilla

[Carl Sundquist]

"Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fjnu2k$23v$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>>
> American Machine & Foundry?
>
> My first bicycle was an AMF from a hardware store. Hardly a great bicycle,
> but actually functional and reliable.
>

That's more than you can say for Harley Davidson when AMF owned them.

OTOH, Phinney was sponsored by AMF in his pre 7-Eleven days and they were
sponsors of the Little 500.

[Michael Press]

In article <fjnu2k$23v$1@registered.motzarella.org>,
Tom Sherman <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote:

> Michael Press wrote:
> > In article <fjnkd8014d6@news4.newsguy.com>,
> > Dave <dave@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:
> >
> >> MagillaGorilla wrote:
> >>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
> >>> plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
> >>> than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
> >>>
> >>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> >>> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
> >> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
> >> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
> >
> > Gilla is like TV, newspapers, and the movies. If you know
> > anything about the subject you see what frauds they are.
>
> Or maybe they are just being gratuitously provocative?
>
> > Consider 0.50 caliber machine guns. In a movie they will
> > fire a seven second burst into a Pinto with cosmetic
> > damage, and the hero pops up like whack-a-mole.
> > The real thing drills cast iron engine blocks at 300 m.
> >
> > Note to you merry band of misfits being chased by the baddies:
> > one round into the chase car's radiator, and AMF.
> >
> American Machine & Foundry?

Adieu, mon frere.

--
Michael Press

[MagillaGorilla]

Ryan Cousineau wrote:

> In article <fjnnus$jo7$1@aioe.org>,
> MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Dave wrote:
>>
>>
>>>MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's
>>>>not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look
>>>>deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>>>>
>>>>Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day
>>>>to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>>>>
>>>>Magilla
>>>
>>>
>>>Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way. You
>>>don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>>>
>>>- dave
>>
>>Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
>>nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself who
>>gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that proper
>>nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."
>
>
> This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the discussion
> to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most telling)
> error, and then makes an assertion about first names that might surprise
> bell hooks.
>
> But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these days
> is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.
>
>
>>But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link that
>>backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney, and not
>>**** Avedon:
>>
>>http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying.html
>
>
> Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to Hine,
> but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.
>
> I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and probably
> only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it wouldn't back
> up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google them all.


Dickweed,

Even douchebag "dave" who you're blindly defending knows I went caveman
on his ass and he came out looking like a Martha Moxley doll.

Re-read the thread. "dave" said Leibo***** would never be accused of
plagiarizing Hine's style in ANY photo ("Avedon maybe, but Hine, no
way," to quote Martha doll). I pasted the link that shows Leibo*****
has already been accused of in fact plagiarizing Hine (and not Avedon).

Doesn't get any easier on my end.

I suggest you go to your local library and tell the lady with glasses
behind the desk that you want to learn how to read.


Magilla

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Dec 11, 10:52 pm, Ryan Cousineau <rcous...@sfu.ca> wrote:

> ...
> This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the discussion
> to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most telling)
> error, and then makes an assertion about first names that might surprise
> bell hooks.
>
> But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these days
> is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.
>
> ...
> >http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying...
>
> Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to Hine,
> but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.
>
> I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and probably
> only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it wouldn't back
> up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google them all.
>
> ...
> Thinking of you, ya dumb ape:
>
> <http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1fea1b1de402cf0767040a03cd0149
> b2>
>
> (NSFW, unless the phrase "sodomized Vince Neil" is okay in your
> workplace).
> ...
> Verdict: Magilla doesn't know what he's talking about. He grabbed a few
> half-remembered critiques of Leibowitz using a search engine, and failed
> to even deploy them successfully in his argument. Sentence: 78 months in
> supervillain prison, and six months without mentioning velodromes.


I sense that you have a general feeling of dissappointment with our
friend. I cannot share your displeasure or assuage your pain. My
only complaint -- for now -- is that I have not seen enough "Little
House on the Prairie" references worked in. That is really about
it.

[Dave]

MagillaGorilla wrote:
> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
>
>> In article <fjnnus$jo7$1@aioe.org>,
>> MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Dave wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When
>>>>> she's not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make
>>>>> celebrities look deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of
>>>>> contrived poses.
>>>>>
>>>>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every
>>>>> day to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>>>>>
>>>>> Magilla
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
>>>> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>>>>
>>>> - dave
>>>
>>> Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
>>> nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself
>>> who gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that
>>> proper nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."
>>
>>
>> This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the
>> discussion to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most
>> telling) error, and then makes an assertion about first names that
>> might surprise bell hooks.
>>
>> But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these
>> days is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.
>>
>>> But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link
>>> that backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney,
>>> and not **** Avedon:
>>>
>>> http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying.html
>>>
>>
>>
>> Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to
>> Hine, but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.
>>
>> I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and
>> probably only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it
>> wouldn't back up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google
>> them all.
>
>
> Dickweed,
>
> Even douchebag "dave" who you're blindly defending knows I went caveman
> on his ass and he came out looking like a Martha Moxley doll.
>
> Re-read the thread. "dave" said Leibo***** would never be accused of
> plagiarizing Hine's style in ANY photo ("Avedon maybe, but Hine, no
> way," to quote Martha doll). I pasted the link that shows Leibo*****
> has already been accused of in fact plagiarizing Hine (and not Avedon).
>
> Doesn't get any easier on my end.
>
> I suggest you go to your local library and tell the lady with glasses
> behind the desk that you want to learn how to read.
>
>
> Magilla
>

Monkeybreath,

Let me just say that Popular Photography is to fine art photography as
Popular Mechanics is to the Feynman Lectures. I'm sure this is of no
interest to you, however.

- dave

[Tom Sherman]

Carl Sundquist wrote:
>
> "Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:fjnu2k$23v$1@registered.motzarella.org...
>>>
>> American Machine & Foundry?
>>
>> My first bicycle was an AMF from a hardware store. Hardly a great
>> bicycle, but actually functional and reliable.
>>
>
> That's more than you can say for Harley Davidson when AMF owned them.
>
> OTOH, Phinney was sponsored by AMF in his pre 7-Eleven days and they
> were sponsors of the Little 500.

Around here, Harley-Davidson is a religion and AMF is NOT mentioned in
polite company.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"Localized intense suction such as tornadoes is created when temperature
differences are high enough between meeting air masses, and can impart
excessive energy onto a cyclist." - Randy Schlitter

[amit.ghosh@gmail.com]

On Dec 12, 10:53 am, Dave <d...@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:
> MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > Ryan Cousineau wrote:
>
> >> In article <fjnnus$jo...@aioe.org>,
> >> MagillaGorilla <magi...@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Dave wrote:
>
> >>>> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>
> >>>>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When
> >>>>> she's not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make
> >>>>> celebrities look deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of
> >>>>> contrived poses.
>
> >>>>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every
> >>>>> day to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>
> >>>>> Magilla
>
> >>>> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
> >>>> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>
> >>>> - dave
>
> >>> Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
> >>> nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself
> >>> who gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that
> >>> proper nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."
>
> >> This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the
> >> discussion to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most
> >> telling) error, and then makes an assertion about first names that
> >> might surprise bell hooks.
>
> >> But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these
> >> days is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.
>
> >>> But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link
> >>> that backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney,
> >>> and not **** Avedon:
>
> >>>http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying...
>
> >> Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to
> >> Hine, but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.
>
> >> I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and
> >> probably only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it
> >> wouldn't back up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google
> >> them all.
>
> > Dickweed,
>
> > Even douchebag "dave" who you're blindly defending knows I went caveman
> > on his ass and he came out looking like a Martha Moxley doll.
>
> > Re-read the thread. "dave" said Leibo***** would never be accused of
> > plagiarizing Hine's style in ANY photo ("Avedon maybe, but Hine, no
> > way," to quote Martha doll). I pasted the link that shows Leibo*****
> > has already been accused of in fact plagiarizing Hine (and not Avedon).
>
> > Doesn't get any easier on my end.
>
> > I suggest you go to your local library and tell the lady with glasses
> > behind the desk that you want to learn how to read.
>
> > Magilla
>
> Monkeybreath,
>
> Let me just say that Popular Photography is to fine art photography as
> Popular Mechanics is to the Feynman Lectures. I'm sure this is of no
> interest to you, however.
>

dumbass,

you tried to pull a kunich and got pantsed.

for what it's worth - we had feynman lectures as a 2nd yr text book,
it's a lousy book to learn physics from.

the choice of that bongo picture was genius though, it made him look
like dean martin or something.

[MagillaGorilla]

Dave wrote:

> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>
>> Ryan Cousineau wrote:
>>
>>> In article <fjnnus$jo7$1@aioe.org>,
>>> MagillaGorilla <magilla@sandiegozoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Dave wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> MagillaGorilla wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When
>>>>>> she's not plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make
>>>>>> celebrities look deeper than a kiddie pool using all sorts of
>>>>>> contrived poses.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every
>>>>>> day to see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Magilla
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no
>>>>> way. You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about
>>>>> photography.
>>>>>
>>>>> - dave
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh I see, if you spell a word wrong in an email it means you know
>>>> nothing about the entire subject. You'd think a guy like yourself
>>>> who gives trite lectures about spelling to Jesus would know that
>>>> proper nouns such as first names are always capitalized, "dave."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> This isn't bad. Our silverbacked friend tries to deflect the
>>> discussion to his least disastrous (though perhaps, ironically, most
>>> telling) error, and then makes an assertion about first names that
>>> might surprise bell hooks.
>>>
>>> But it feels a little phoned in. I think the volume of posts these
>>> days is wearing our hirsute friend down. Quality, Magilla, not quantity.
>>>
>>>> But just to show what a punk-ass pretender you are, here's the link
>>>> that backs up my allegation that Leibo***** plagiarized Lewis Hiney,
>>>> and not **** Avedon:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.popphoto.com/photographynewswire/2719/in-praise-of-copying.html
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Hm. This fascinatingly says that she shot some playful homages to
>>> Hine, but doesn't mention the Armstrong shot.
>>>
>>> I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about, and
>>> probably only skimmed that article and hoped nobody would notice it
>>> wouldn't back up your half-baked claims. But hey, you can't google
>>> them all.
>>
>>
>>
>> Dickweed,
>>
>> Even douchebag "dave" who you're blindly defending knows I went
>> caveman on his ass and he came out looking like a Martha Moxley doll.
>>
>> Re-read the thread. "dave" said Leibo***** would never be accused of
>> plagiarizing Hine's style in ANY photo ("Avedon maybe, but Hine, no
>> way," to quote Martha doll). I pasted the link that shows Leibo*****
>> has already been accused of in fact plagiarizing Hine (and not Avedon).
>>
>> Doesn't get any easier on my end.
>>
>> I suggest you go to your local library and tell the lady with glasses
>> behind the desk that you want to learn how to read.
>>
>>
>> Magilla
>>
>
> Monkeybreath,
>
> Let me just say that Popular Photography is to fine art photography as
> Popular Mechanics is to the Feynman Lectures. I'm sure this is of no
> interest to you, however.
>
> - dave



Then I suggest you Google the NY Times articles (plural) that state the
same thing as the Pop Photography rag.

I'm here to help you, dave.

December is FREE tutoring. After that, I charge the same as a Chris
Carmichael coach.

Magilla

[Ozark Bicycle]

On Dec 13, 3:33 pm, Michael Press <rub...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> In article <fjnu2k$23...@registered.motzarella.org>,
> Tom Sherman <sunsetss0...@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Michael Press wrote:
> > > In article <fjnkd801...@news4.newsguy.com>,
> > > Dave <d...@theuninvitedcritic.com> wrote:
>
> > >> MagillaGorilla wrote:
> > >>> That's another cookie-cutter Annie Leibovitz "portrait." When she's not
> > >>> plagiarizing Lewis Hines, she's trying to make celebrities look deeper
> > >>> than a kiddie pool using all sorts of contrived poses.
>
> > >>> Most glue-sniffers in here who saw that photo checked ebay every day to
> > >>> see if they could bid on the saddle in that photo.
> > >> Lewis Hine (note correct spelling)? Avedon maybe, but Hine, no way.
> > >> You don't know **** about cycling and you know less about photography.
>
> > > Gilla is like TV, newspapers, and the movies. If you know
> > > anything about the subject you see what frauds they are.
>
> > Or maybe they are just being gratuitously provocative?
>
> > > Consider 0.50 caliber machine guns. In a movie they will
> > > fire a seven second burst into a Pinto with cosmetic
> > > damage, and the hero pops up like whack-a-mole.
> > > The real thing drills cast iron engine blocks at 300 m.
>
> > > Note to you merry band of misfits being chased by the baddies:
> > > one round into the chase car's radiator, and AMF.
>
> > American Machine & Foundry?
>
> Adieu, mon frere.
>

Also, quite often, "Adios, mother f____r".