Davey Crockett
12-31-1969, 08:00 PM
Liz: I hear the air headed flibbertygibbert is running around with a
wog now.
Phil: Air headed flibbertygibbert?
Liz: That white trash hussy that was married to Charlie for While
Phil: Oh her. A wog you say, eh?
Liz: Well a Gyppo really. His dad was in Haiti for years. Robbed the
poor buggers blind. Then he got delusions of grandeur, came to London
and bought Harrods. You know, the place we used to shop before he
bought it.
Phil: Well we can't have thay now can we
...Later..
Phil: Hello? MI6? Put me through to the Numero Uno will you please?
MI6 NumeroUno: Hello Phil, how's tricks?
Phil: Not so hot, old boy. We have a little Family Problem wifey's
been ranting on about. It seems Charlie's ex has a taste for the
exotic if you know what I mean.
MI6 NumeroUno: I understand perfectly Phil. Most embarrasing, what?
Phil: Can you help us?
MI6 NumeroUno: Which one?
Phil: Both would be just fine.
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Davey Crockett
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Driving a Stake through the
Heart of the Politically Correct
wog now.
Phil: Air headed flibbertygibbert?
Liz: That white trash hussy that was married to Charlie for While
Phil: Oh her. A wog you say, eh?
Liz: Well a Gyppo really. His dad was in Haiti for years. Robbed the
poor buggers blind. Then he got delusions of grandeur, came to London
and bought Harrods. You know, the place we used to shop before he
bought it.
Phil: Well we can't have thay now can we
...Later..
Phil: Hello? MI6? Put me through to the Numero Uno will you please?
MI6 NumeroUno: Hello Phil, how's tricks?
Phil: Not so hot, old boy. We have a little Family Problem wifey's
been ranting on about. It seems Charlie's ex has a taste for the
exotic if you know what I mean.
MI6 NumeroUno: I understand perfectly Phil. Most embarrasing, what?
Phil: Can you help us?
MI6 NumeroUno: Which one?
Phil: Both would be just fine.
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Davey Crockett
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Driving a Stake through the
Heart of the Politically Correct