bicycle attachment for carrying women

[carlfogel@comcast.net]

How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?

http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2008

The inventor's name must be misspelled.

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

[raamman@gmail.com]

On Jan 17, 2:36*pm, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_dr...
>
> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Carl Fogel

it's easy really, just tell her to take off the skirt.

[Colin Campbell]

carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2008
>
> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Carl Fogel

Carl,
You're becoming dangerous, now that you know about the patent site.
Colin

[Andre Jute]

On Jan 17, 7:36*pm, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_dr...
>
> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Carl Fogel

Look at those moustache handlebars. They would put Mr Get[wo]man's
nose right in a delicate portion of the lady's anatomy. He might as
well, as another poster suggests, just have asked her to take off the
skirt...

Andre Jute
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/BICYCLE%20%26%20CYCLING.html

[landotter]

On Jan 17, 1:36 pm, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>

Oh man, they sell women in stores now? Awesome!

[carlfogel@comcast.net]

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:32:14 -0800, Colin Campbell
<cmcampb@adelphia.net> wrote:

>carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>>
>> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2008
>>
>> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
>>
>> Cheers,
>>
>> Carl Fogel
>
>Carl,
>You're becoming dangerous, now that you know about the patent site.
>Colin

Dear Colin,


http://www.google.com/patents?id=81FEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=526680#PPP1,M1

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

[A Muzi]

>> carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
>>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>>> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2008
>>> The inventor's name must be misspelled.

> Colin Campbell <cmcampb@adelphia.net> wrote:
>> You're becoming dangerous, now that you know about the patent site.

carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
> http://www.google.com/patents?id=81FEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=526680#PPP1,M1

Which addresses the problem of cell phone impaired drivers nicely.
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

[It's Chris]

>Dear Colin,

>http://www.google.com/patents?id=81FEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=526680#PPP1,M1

>Cheers,

>Carl Fogel

<Will Smth>"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!" </Will Smith>

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[Colin Campbell]

carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 20:32:14 -0800, Colin Campbell
> <cmcampb@adelphia.net> wrote:
>
>> carlfogel@comcast.net wrote:
>>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
>>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>>>
>>> http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_drrb_ap=q&as_minm_ap=1&as_miny_ap=2008
>>>
>>> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
>>>
>>> Cheers,
>>>
>>> Carl Fogel
>> Carl,
>> You're becoming dangerous, now that you know about the patent site.
>> Colin
>
> Dear Colin,
>
>
> http://www.google.com/patents?id=81FEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=526680#PPP1,M1
>
> Cheers,
>
> Carl Fogel

With that, the French could have won more Tours!

[mike.a.schwab@gmail.com]

On Jan 17, 11:21 pm, A Muzi <a...@yellowjersey.org> wrote:
> >> carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> >>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> >>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
> >>>http://www.google.com/patents?id=HMFEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=bicycle&as_dr...
> >>> The inventor's name must be misspelled.
> > Colin Campbell <cmca...@adelphia.net> wrote:
> >> You're becoming dangerous, now that you know about the patent site.
> carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> >http://www.google.com/patents?id=81FEAAAAEBAJ&pg=PP1&dq=526680#PPP1,M1
>
> Which addresses the problem of cell phone impaired drivers nicely.
> --
> Andrew Muziwww.yellowjersey.org
> Open every day since 1 April, 1971

Use two oversize top tubes, side by side, for bazookas or RPG
launchers.

[Squat'n Dive]

On Jan 18, 10:29 am, landotter <landot...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 17, 1:36 pm, carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
>
> > How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> > bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> Oh man, they sell women in stores now?

Surely they do. The inflatable variety.
For the real thing you'd have to move to the middle east or, possibly,
some parts of asia.

> Awesome!

Having read no rave reviews I'm not so sure about that.

[A Muzi]

> carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?

landotter wrote:
> Oh man, they sell women in stores now? Awesome!

The usual arrangement is a rental.
--
Andrew Muzi
www.yellowjersey.org
Open every day since 1 April, 1971

[Tom Sherman]

Andrew Muzi wrote:
>> carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
>>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
>>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> landotter wrote:
>> Oh man, they sell women in stores now? Awesome!
>
> The usual arrangement is a rental.
>
In the case of a "trophy wife", it is more like a lease.

--
Tom Sherman - Holstein-Friesland Bovinia
"And never forget, life ultimately makes failures of all people."
- A. Derleth

[Brian Huntley]

On Jan 18, 8:27 pm, Tom Sherman <sunsetss0...@REMOVETHISyahoo.com>
wrote:
> Andrew Muzi wrote:
> >> carlfo...@comcast.net wrote:
> >>> How many times have you stopped by the store and wished that your
> >>> bicycle could conveniently carry a woman wearing a skirt?
>
> > landotter wrote:
> >> Oh man, they sell women in stores now? Awesome!
>
> > The usual arrangement is a rental.
>
> >
> In the case of a "trophy wife", it is more like a lease.
>

That type of lease typically has a punitive exit fee.