joke

[Andre]

Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
heaven
to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
sit next to him by asking the boys a question...

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
long
and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
and
in
staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
but I
always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
essential
goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
says,
"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
fundamentals
of life.
I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
true
sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
by
Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
Tom
replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[Phil Holman]

"Andre" <ANDREJANSSENS1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e3ad4ac4-6316-424e-bbec-f1d972455d07@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
> heaven
> to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
> sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
> long
> and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
> and
> in
> staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
> but I
> always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
> essential
> goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
>
> Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
> says,
> "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> fundamentals
> of life.
> I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
> true
> sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
> by
> Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
>
> Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
> Tom
> replies, "I believe you're in my seat."


Couldn't you wait, you'll have egg all over your face if they don't win
the SB.

Phil H

[Bob Schwartz]

Fatty Masters should root for the Packers. All Fatty Masters
worship Brett Favre.

Fatty Masters Haters should root for the Packers. Because Brett
Favre shows how silly it is to have special geezer competitions
for 30 year olds.

I hear everyone that reads this group is a leftie. You should
all root for the Packers, the only major sports franchise in
the US based on a socialist model of ownership.

Three of the remaining teams are from solidly blue states. The
one exception is the Packers, based in a swing state. The few
token righties should root for the Packers.

Bagel lovers should root for the Giants. If you are in Green
Bay and want an Ess-A-Bagel, tough **** for you.

Bob Schwartz

[Andre]

On Jan 18, 12:52*am, "Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote:
> "Andre" <ANDREJANSSE...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:e3ad4ac4-6316-424e-bbec-f1d972455d07@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
> > heaven
> > to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
> > sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> > God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
> > long
> > and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
> > and
> > in
> > staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
> > but I
> > always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
> > essential
> > goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
>
> > Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
> > says,
> > "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> > fundamentals
> > of life.
> > I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
> > true
> > sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
> > by
> > Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
>
> > Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
> > Tom
> > replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
>
> Couldn't you wait, you'll have egg all over your face if they don't win
> the SB.
>
> Phil H- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

not me, I'm a Chiefs' fan, I've had eggs for a long time.

Andre

[Michael Press]

In article <6IydnZDLFd9Vow3anZ2dnUVZ_oGjnZ2d@comcast.com>,
"Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote:

> "Andre" <ANDREJANSSENS1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:e3ad4ac4-6316-424e-bbec-f1d972455d07@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
> > heaven
> > to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
> > sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
> >
> > God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
> > long
> > and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
> > and
> > in
> > staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
> > but I
> > always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
> > essential
> > goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
> >
> > Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
> > says,
> > "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> > fundamentals
> > of life.
> > I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
> > true
> > sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
> > by
> > Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
> >
> > Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
> > Tom
> > replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
>
>
> Couldn't you wait, you'll have egg all over your face if they don't win
> the SB.

What do you mean "don't win the SB"?

Giants are very good. I watched them dry gulch the cowboys.

A boa constrictor does not squeeze the life out of prey.
It simply ratchets in every millimeter the prey gives up.
Patriots all the way.

--
Michael Press

[Bill C]

On Jan 18, 10:49*am, Andre <ANDREJANSSE...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jan 18, 12:52*am, "Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Andre" <ANDREJANSSE...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:e3ad4ac4-6316-424e-bbec-f1d972455d07@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
> > > heaven
> > > to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
> > > sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> > > God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
> > > long
> > > and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
> > > and
> > > in
> > > staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
> > > but I
> > > always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
> > > essential
> > > goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
>
> > > Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
> > > says,
> > > "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> > > fundamentals
> > > of life.
> > > I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
> > > true
> > > sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
> > > by
> > > Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
>
> > > Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
> > > Tom
> > > replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
>
> > Couldn't you wait, you'll have egg all over your face if they don't win
> > the SB.
>
> > Phil H- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> not me, I'm a Chiefs' fan, I've had eggs for a long time.
>
> * * * * * Andre- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Steve DeBerg is still alive and better than what you've got now. Still
remember him playing with that wrecked hand in that huge brace/cast
thingy and getting it done.
Bill C

[Bret]

On Jan 18, 11:52*am, Bill C <tritonri...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Jan 18, 10:49*am, Andre <ANDREJANSSE...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jan 18, 12:52*am, "Phil Holman" <piholmanc@yourservice> wrote:
>
> > > "Andre" <ANDREJANSSE...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> > >news:e3ad4ac4-6316-424e-bbec-f1d972455d07@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com....
>
> > > > Three quarterbacks, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, and Tom Brady, go to
> > > > heaven
> > > > to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will
> > > > sit next to him by asking the boys a question...
>
> > > > God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks
> > > > long
> > > > and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work,
> > > > and
> > > > in
> > > > staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
> > > > but I
> > > > always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the
> > > > essential
> > > > goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
>
> > > > Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you believe?" Brett
> > > > says,
> > > > "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the
> > > > fundamentals
> > > > of life.
> > > > I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a
> > > > true
> > > > sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved
> > > > by
> > > > Favre's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
>
> > > > Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"
> > > > Tom
> > > > replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
>
> > > Couldn't you wait, you'll have egg all over your face if they don't win
> > > the SB.
>
> > > Phil H- Hide quoted text -
>
> > > - Show quoted text -
>
> > not me, I'm a Chiefs' fan, I've had eggs for a long time.
>
> > * * * * * Andre- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Steve DeBerg is still alive and better than what you've got now. Still
> remember him playing with that wrecked hand in that huge brace/cast
> thingy and getting it done.
> *Bill C- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I was sorry to see DeBerg leave Denver, but the switch to Elway worked
out ok in the end.

[Bill C]

On Jan 18, 3:22*pm, Bret <bret.w...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> I was sorry to see DeBerg leave Denver, but the switch to Elway worked
> out ok in the end.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Yeah he was OK, huh? ;-)
Bill C

[OMC]

On Jan 18, 2:39 pm, Bill C <tritonri...@verizon.net> wrote:
> On Jan 18, 3:22 pm, Bret <bret.w...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > I was sorry to see DeBerg leave Denver, but the switch to Elway worked
> > out ok in the end.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Yeah he was OK, huh? ;-)
> Bill C

You mean John Elway the car salesman guy ????

"OMC"

[xzzy]

the only major sports franchise in the US based on a socialist model of
ownership.

If you are from Wisconsin ( I grew up in Chicago and went to HS in Fond du
Lac ), then I think you will find the following to be funny: not a socialist
model of ownership as much as they are a model of religion

John
www.MyReader.net

"Bob Schwartz" <bob.schwartz@sbcREMOVE.global.net> wrote in message
news:ivekj.36641$JD.26986@newssvr21.news.prodigy.n et...
> Fatty Masters should root for the Packers. All Fatty Masters
> worship Brett Favre.
>
> Fatty Masters Haters should root for the Packers. Because Brett
> Favre shows how silly it is to have special geezer competitions
> for 30 year olds.
>
> I hear everyone that reads this group is a leftie. You should
> all root for the Packers, the only major sports franchise in
> the US based on a socialist model of ownership.
>
> Three of the remaining teams are from solidly blue states. The
> one exception is the Packers, based in a swing state. The few
> token righties should root for the Packers.
>
> Bagel lovers should root for the Giants. If you are in Green
> Bay and want an Ess-A-Bagel, tough **** for you.
>
> Bob Schwartz

[Bob Schwartz]

xzzy wrote:
> the only major sports franchise in the US based on a socialist model of
> ownership.
>
> If you are from Wisconsin ( I grew up in Chicago and went to HS in Fond du
> Lac ), then I think you will find the following to be funny: not a socialist
> model of ownership as much as they are a model of religion

God gets up, offers Brett Favre His seat, and asks him if
he'd like a beer.

Bob Schwartz

[William R. Mattil]

Michael Press wrote:
What do you mean "don't win the SB"?
>
> Giants are very good. I watched them dry gulch the cowboys.
>

Heh ..... Living in Ft Worth and listening to all the media hype pre and
post this game was a hoot. I personally won a small fortune on the
outcome of that game. I am not a Giants fan at all, but the fact that
the Cowboys beat them previously matters not a whit. What really does
matter is that fact the The Cowboys defense gave up 8 penalties. Two
which resulted in TD's. The Coach is a supposedly defensive specialist
and somehow didn't address this at all during the season where it
happened all too often. All the wankers in Texas were too busy planning
their Super Bowl tailgate parties to take notice of the fact that at 13
and 3, at least (two) of those victories could have been defeats <lol>

Cowboys fans are probably glad NY beat GB as it helps assuage their pain
at not getting a chance to play them. And the NY-GB game was pretty
entertaining and NY deserves the Win. But *if* they beat NE then the
wankers here will be moaning that Da BoyZ could beat 'em too and I just
couldn't handle that !

Bill

PS: Dry Gulch ...... appropriate turn of phrase. Or Bushwacked <g>

[Howard Kveck]

In article <rubrum-7F8675.16023321012008@news.sf.sbcglobal.net>,
Michael Press <rubrum@pacbell.net> wrote:

> A boa constrictor does not squeeze the life out of prey.
> It simply ratchets in every millimeter the prey gives up.

That's a nice turn of a phrase, Michael. Very accurate.

--
tanx,
Howard

Now it's raining pitchforks and women,
But I've already got a pitchfork...

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

[Bob Schwartz]

Michael Press wrote:
> Giants are very good. I watched them dry gulch the cowboys.
>
> A boa constrictor does not squeeze the life out of prey.
> It simply ratchets in every millimeter the prey gives up.
> Patriots all the way.
>

The Packers had to give the game away 3 or 4 times before
the Giants finally took it. As this was going on I was
thinking that neither team would last long at all against
the Patriots.

Bob Schwartz

[Michael Press]

In article <vudlj.59$J41.3@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>,
Bob Schwartz <bob.schwartz@sbcREMOVE.global.net> wrote:

> Michael Press wrote:
> > Giants are very good. I watched them dry gulch the cowboys.
> >
> > A boa constrictor does not squeeze the life out of prey.
> > It simply ratchets in every millimeter the prey gives up.
> > Patriots all the way.
> >
>
> The Packers had to give the game away 3 or 4 times before
> the Giants finally took it. As this was going on I was
> thinking that neither team would last long at all against
> the Patriots.

I did not compose very well.
I refer to the Patriots style of game play.

--
Michael Press