Edward Dolan
12-31-1969, 08:00 PM
"Tom Sherman" <sunsetss0003@REMOVETHISyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fo0taf$up2$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Andre Jute wrote:
[...]
Cyclists
>> and their activity would have to be much, much more attractive to Jo-
>> Anne Public for her to join in or to be happy when her husband joins
>> in. (Those who think the previous sentence is strangely formed have
>> not understood that we live in a matriarchy; that explains why they
>> can't get a woman and also why they are cyclists.)
> >
> If a man is smart, he does not get entangled with a woman financially or
> legally. That way, when she becomes a nuisance, she can be told to sod
> off. The most foolish thing is to become a sperm donor and provider to HER
> children.
This is why the Great Ed Dolan never neglects to read anything Tom Sherman
writes because every now and then great gems of wisdom spring forth from his
lowly brow.
Men who do not know how to wear the pants in their family are beneath
contempt. If and when you want to know anything about women you must consult
with Catholic priests of the Roman Church and other celibates like myself.
Those who regularly consort with women have been bamboozled and do not have
a clue about them. Yea, the ultimate expert on women is Saint Edward the
Great, but he is only available for consultation when you are in very dire
straits indeed.
[...]
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
news:fo0taf$up2$1@registered.motzarella.org...
> Andre Jute wrote:
[...]
Cyclists
>> and their activity would have to be much, much more attractive to Jo-
>> Anne Public for her to join in or to be happy when her husband joins
>> in. (Those who think the previous sentence is strangely formed have
>> not understood that we live in a matriarchy; that explains why they
>> can't get a woman and also why they are cyclists.)
> >
> If a man is smart, he does not get entangled with a woman financially or
> legally. That way, when she becomes a nuisance, she can be told to sod
> off. The most foolish thing is to become a sperm donor and provider to HER
> children.
This is why the Great Ed Dolan never neglects to read anything Tom Sherman
writes because every now and then great gems of wisdom spring forth from his
lowly brow.
Men who do not know how to wear the pants in their family are beneath
contempt. If and when you want to know anything about women you must consult
with Catholic priests of the Roman Church and other celibates like myself.
Those who regularly consort with women have been bamboozled and do not have
a clue about them. Yea, the ultimate expert on women is Saint Edward the
Great, but he is only available for consultation when you are in very dire
straits indeed.
[...]
Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota