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Corvus Corvax
12-31-1969, 07:00 PM
Said Molly to Sheldon that's a fine fixie bike
A girl could feel special on any such like.
Said Sheldon to Molly, well my hat's off to you
It's a brakeless Bianchi and the chainring's 52
And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems
Red hair and black spandex, my favorite color scheme
And she drafted on behind
And down to Box Hill they did ride

Said Sheldon to Molly, here's a ring for your right hand
But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man
I've fought with the cars since I was seventeen
I ran many a light on my fixie machine
Now I'm 61 years, I might make 62
And I don't mind dying, but for the love of you
And if fate should break my spin,
Then I'll give you my fixie to ride

Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae
For they've taken in Sheldon at the end of his days
He called out for you on his long and final ride
Oh come down Red Molly to his dying bedside
When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left
He was running out of road, he was running out of breath
But he smiled to see her cry
And said I'll give you my fixie to ride

Says Shel, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world
Beats a fixed-gear Bianchi and a red headed girl
Now Shimano LX or XT won't do
They don't have a soul like a Phil Wood tightly trued
He reached for her hand, gave her his Allen keys
He said I've got no further use for these
I see angels on Brooks's in spandex and chrome
Swooping down from heaven to carry me home
And he gave her one last kiss and died
And he gave her his fixie to ride

(With thanks to Richard Thompson)

CC

siodad@aol.com
01-04-1970, 02:17 AM
Well done. Figure a way to change Molly's name to Sheldon's wife
Harriet, and make the meter work, and it will be perfect.

JD
01-04-1970, 02:17 AM
A huge loss of a true gentleman to cyclists everywhere.

JD

gabrielle
01-04-1970, 02:17 AM
On Feb 5, 6:33 pm, Corvus Corvax <corvuscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Said Molly to Sheldon that's a fine fixie bike
> A girl could feel special on any such like.
....

Thanks for this, CC.

gabrielle

DanKMTB@gmail.com
01-04-1970, 02:17 AM
On Feb 5, 9:33*pm, Corvus Corvax <corvuscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Said Molly to Sheldon that's a fine fixie bike
> A girl could feel special on any such like.
> Said Sheldon to Molly, well my hat's off to you
> It's a brakeless Bianchi and the chainring's 52
> And I've seen you at the corners and cafes it seems
> Red hair and black spandex, my favorite color scheme
> And she drafted on behind
> And down to Box Hill they did ride
>
> Said Sheldon to Molly, here's a ring for your right hand
> But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man
> I've fought with the cars since I was seventeen
> I ran many a light on my fixie machine
> Now I'm 61 years, I might make 62
> And I don't mind dying, but for the love of you
> And if fate should break my spin,
> Then I'll give you my fixie to ride
>
> Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae
> For they've taken in Sheldon at the end of his days
> He called out for you on his long and final ride
> Oh come down Red Molly to his dying bedside
> When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left
> He was running out of road, he was running out of breath
> But he smiled to see her cry
> And said I'll give you my fixie to ride
>
> Says Shel, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world
> Beats a fixed-gear Bianchi and a red headed girl
> Now Shimano LX or XT won't do
> They don't have a soul like a Phil Wood tightly trued
> He reached for her hand, gave her his Allen keys
> He said I've got no further use for these
> I see angels on Brooks's in spandex and chrome
> Swooping down from heaven to carry me home
> And he gave her one last kiss and died
> And he gave her his fixie to ride
>
> (With thanks to Richard Thompson)
>
> CC

Absolutely awesome. I'd love to see/hear this done by a band.

Farewell, Cap'n. Godspeed & Tailwinds.

Corvus Corvax
01-04-1970, 02:20 AM
On Feb 6, 10:31 am, sio...@aol.com wrote:
> Well done. Figure a way to change Molly's name to Sheldon's wife
> Harriet, and make the meter work, and it will be perfect.

My deepest condolences to Harriet, of course. I'm sure she will
appreciate that some liberties must be taken with the facts for
someone to be properly mythologized in song...

CC

dardruba
01-04-1970, 02:22 AM
JD wrote:
> A huge loss of a true gentleman to cyclists everywhere.

I'll second that.

Only just found this news item.
Thanks to CC the wordsmith. Its not the first time he's posted a moving message
on here.
Mike

Jimbo(san)
01-04-1970, 02:26 AM
On Feb 7, 8:14 am, Corvus Corvax <corvuscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 6, 10:31 am, sio...@aol.com wrote:
>
> > Well done. Figure a way to change Molly's name to Sheldon's wife
> > Harriet, and make the meter work, and it will be perfect.
>
> My deepest condolences to Harriet, of course. I'm sure she will
> appreciate that some liberties must be taken with the facts for
> someone to be properly mythologized in song...
>
> CC

I just found out of Sheldon's passing... A fitting tribute Corvus...
He will be missed

Jimbo(san)

GeeDubb
01-04-1970, 02:32 AM
"gabrielle" <gorthx@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2ff823e6-829c-4b02-bf10-eb8c6f50420d@e25g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> On Feb 5, 6:33 pm, Corvus Corvax <corvuscor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Said Molly to Sheldon that's a fine fixie bike
>> A girl could feel special on any such like.
> ...
>
> Thanks for this, CC.
>
> gabrielle

not to hijack a real biking thread but...

hey girl, where the heck you been???

Gary

gabrielle
01-04-1970, 02:33 AM
On Feb 8, 3:13 pm, "GeeDubb" <geed...@qwest.net> wrote:
> not to hijack a real biking thread but...
>
> hey girl, where the heck you been???

Out riding! :)

gabrielle