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Edward Dolan
12-31-1969, 08:00 PM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:15:05 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>news:k0np04dvg29p11uem4btebkcdsr4dg3t2l@4ax.com...
>>[...]
>>> Shrug...which is why I dont live in a major urban area, but simply
>>> work there.
>>> And legally carry a concealed firearm on my person, daily.
>>
>>I think it is against the law for criminals like yourself who have spent
>>time in prison learning all about cocksucking to carry firearms on their
>>person. I am alerting the California authorities to look into the matter.
>>
>>****ing Regards,
>>
>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>>aka
>>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>>
>
> Edtard...is that the best you can do? Tch tch tch
>
> Son..I have a CCW permit, which in California is tough to get. Ive
> had one for 27 yrs so far, renewing it with the State, Local and FBIs
> approval each two years.

Why are you carrying a weapon? California can't be that bad. Are you
planning to shoot someone?

> So if there were any question about a criminal background, history of
> mental health, moral terpitude and so forth, that license would be
> yanked faster than you yank your life partners ****.
>
> So Id suggest you not continue your vapid and utterly pathetic
> buffoonery in such a public forum. It simply shows what an utter
> retard you are to all and sundry.
> I can use my CCW as a Statement of Good Citizenship and Good Mental
> Health, as it were.

Nevertheless, the California authorities have been notified that you seem to
have no regard for cyclists and children who get in the way of your gdf
truck.

> Id hazard to guess that you can provide no similar document attesting
> to your sanity, or your ability to stay out of jail.

Saint Edward the Great is as holy and pure as the driven snow.

> The crux of this matter, and why you got your pissy going on, was
> because I and others have suggested that you and the rest of your bike
> riders OBEY THE LAW and understand that the laws of physics dont work
> in your favor in an encouter between a bicycle and a motor vehicle.

Nope, I am in favor of observing the laws, but bicycles are not quite the
same as motor vehicles. I do occasionally ride my bicycle on a sidewalk. Do
you ever do that with your gdf truck?

> Now I realize that you are suffering from Bike RIders Arrogance, a
> common mental health issue, but your continued rabid babbling, like
> that of a sun maddened weasel, doesnt prompt the readers to give you
> any sympathy
>
> Edtard...if you persist in not obeying the Motor Vehicle codes and
> paying attention to the laws of Physics..it will kill you.
>
> At this point, I feel absolutly no compassion for your untimely
> upcoming death , nor to I feel compassion for your next of kin, as
> they have had plenty of time to either have you committed, or knock
> the **** out of you and kick some sense into your head. Bad cess to
> both you and them.

Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking about
running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in your
way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I am
suppose to think.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Gunner Asch
01-04-1970, 08:18 AM
On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
wrote:

>
>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>news:opeq04t1g3n0f4n71ld6n6dglmsieku6c2@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:15:05 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>>news:k0np04dvg29p11uem4btebkcdsr4dg3t2l@4ax.com...
>>>[...]
>>>> Shrug...which is why I dont live in a major urban area, but simply
>>>> work there.
>>>> And legally carry a concealed firearm on my person, daily.
>>>
>>>I think it is against the law for criminals like yourself who have spent
>>>time in prison learning all about cocksucking to carry firearms on their
>>>person. I am alerting the California authorities to look into the matter.
>>>
>>>****ing Regards,
>>>
>>>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>>>aka
>>>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>>>
>>
>> Edtard...is that the best you can do? Tch tch tch
>>
>> Son..I have a CCW permit, which in California is tough to get. Ive
>> had one for 27 yrs so far, renewing it with the State, Local and FBIs
>> approval each two years.
>
>Why are you carrying a weapon? California can't be that bad. Are you
>planning to shoot someone?

Do you wear seat belts because you are planning on having an accident?
Smoke detectors in your home, because you are planning on having a
fire? Insurance because you are planning on getting sick (the injured
part..well..you are inviting it with your not following the Vehicle
Codes)
>
>> So if there were any question about a criminal background, history of
>> mental health, moral terpitude and so forth, that license would be
>> yanked faster than you yank your life partners ****.
>>
>> So Id suggest you not continue your vapid and utterly pathetic
>> buffoonery in such a public forum. It simply shows what an utter
>> retard you are to all and sundry.
>> I can use my CCW as a Statement of Good Citizenship and Good Mental
>> Health, as it were.
>
>Nevertheless, the California authorities have been notified that you seem to
>have no regard for cyclists and children who get in the way of your gdf
>truck.

And if they cared enough to bother investigating, they would read this
thread, and notify your state mental health authorities to have you
committed immediately.

Yawn.
>
>> Id hazard to guess that you can provide no similar document attesting
>> to your sanity, or your ability to stay out of jail.
>
>Saint Edward the Great is as holy and pure as the driven snow.

Megalomania..explains your posts. Fascinating.
>
>> The crux of this matter, and why you got your pissy going on, was
>> because I and others have suggested that you and the rest of your bike
>> riders OBEY THE LAW and understand that the laws of physics dont work
>> in your favor in an encouter between a bicycle and a motor vehicle.
>
>Nope, I am in favor of observing the laws, but bicycles are not quite the
>same as motor vehicles. I do occasionally ride my bicycle on a sidewalk. Do
>you ever do that with your gdf truck?

Is riding your bike on that sidewalk legal or illegal? Ill bet you
ride even on posted zones.
>
>> Now I realize that you are suffering from Bike RIders Arrogance, a
>> common mental health issue, but your continued rabid babbling, like
>> that of a sun maddened weasel, doesnt prompt the readers to give you
>> any sympathy
>>
>> Edtard...if you persist in not obeying the Motor Vehicle codes and
>> paying attention to the laws of Physics..it will kill you.
>>
>> At this point, I feel absolutly no compassion for your untimely
>> upcoming death , nor to I feel compassion for your next of kin, as
>> they have had plenty of time to either have you committed, or knock
>> the **** out of you and kick some sense into your head. Bad cess to
>> both you and them.
>
>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking about
>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in your
>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I am
>suppose to think.

I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
basis.

As you well know.

So at best, you are disengenious, at worst, you are lying fat sack of
****.
I vote for the latter.
>
>****ing Regards,
>
>Ed Dolan the Dickhead Organ Donor
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Buffoon - Minnesota
>

Gunner


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:19 AM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
[...]
>>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>about
>>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in your
>>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I am
>>suppose to think.
>
> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
> basis.

He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.

> As you well know.
>
> So at best, you are disengenious [disingenuous], at worst, you are [a]
> lying fat sack of
> ****.
> I vote for the latter.

It is beneath my dignity (infra dignatatem) to even be involved with a
murderous scum bag like you even though you live in California and I live in
Minnesota. Survivalists are all nuts. Screw you and your whole tribe of
crazies!

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

aversion
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
In article <F5udnZhFoJWON5PVnZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:

> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.

Oh, for God's sake. If he's like most of his attitude-ridden Usenet
peers, he'd have a hard time hitting anything but his own face with a
slingshot. He likely tried carrying a firearm once, but can't take any
more holes in his feet. You people need to realize that you are almost
certainly responding to a mental masturbater who sits in front of his
computer squeezing his zits and jiggling his spare tire while eating
pizza that was delivered in 30 minutes; whose most imaginative sexual
fantasy is giving Rush Limbaugh a blowjob, and whose car probably
couldn't keep up with a 5 speed Schwinn going uphill. On a flat.

You probably gave him his best orgasm of the day attributing the
possibility of murder to him. Christ, what a bunch of ****ing loons.

Gunner Asch
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
wrote:

>
>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>[...]
>>>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>about
>>>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in your
>>>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I am
>>>suppose to think.
>>
>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>> basis.
>
>He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.

Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
assumes he has one)
>
>> As you well know.
>>
>> So at best, you are disengenious [disingenuous], at worst, you are [a]
>> lying fat sack of
>> ****.
>> I vote for the latter.
>
>It is beneath my dignity (infra dignatatem) to even be involved with a
>murderous scum bag like you even though you live in California and I live in
>Minnesota. Survivalists are all nuts. Screw you and your whole tribe of
>crazies!

Thanks for playing
<G>
>
>****ing Regards,
>
>Ed Dolan the Organ Donor - Minnesota
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Mouth - Minnesota
>
>
>

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional,
illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

strabo
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
> news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
> [...]
>>> Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>> about
>>> running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in your
>>> way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I am
>>> suppose to think.
>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>> basis.
>
> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>
>> As you well know.
>>
>> So at best, you are disengenious [disingenuous], at worst, you are [a]
>> lying fat sack of
>> ****.
>> I vote for the latter.
>
> It is beneath my dignity (infra dignatatem) to even be involved with a
> murderous scum bag like you even though you live in California and I live in
> Minnesota. Survivalists are all nuts. Screw you and your whole tribe of
> crazies!
>
> ****ing Regards,
>

Well, Ed, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>



>
>
>


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Guy Anderson, Sr.
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:50:41 -0500, aversion <lies@US.gov> wrote:

>In article <F5udnZhFoJWON5PVnZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>
>Oh, for God's sake. If he's like most of his attitude-ridden Usenet
>peers

Is there a way to kill-filter both Dolan AND anyone who responds to
his trollery?

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
"aversion" <lies@US.gov> wrote in message
news:lies-7E2CC9.22504122042008@news.supernews.com...
> In article <F5udnZhFoJWON5PVnZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>
>> He [Gunner Ass] wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>
> Oh, for God's sake. If he's like most of his attitude-ridden Usenet
> peers, he'd have a hard time hitting anything but his own face with a
> slingshot. He likely tried carrying a firearm once, but can't take any
> more holes in his feet. You people need to realize that you are almost
> certainly responding to a mental masturbater who sits in front of his
> computer squeezing his zits and jiggling his spare tire while eating
> pizza that was delivered in 30 minutes; whose most imaginative sexual
> fantasy is giving Rush Limbaugh a blowjob, and whose car probably
> couldn't keep up with a 5 speed Schwinn going uphill. On a flat.
>
> You probably gave him his best orgasm of the day attributing the
> possibility of murder to him. Christ, what a bunch of ****ing loons.

You are right as rain in everything you say, buy why should perfect assholes
like Gunner Ass always have the last word? These kind of morons ruin Usenet
because they are always able to outlast a sane and sensible person such as
yourself.

I assume the mantle of craziness myself in order to put these assholes in
their place if that is possible. I do not fear words or ideas no matter how
absurd. I am smarter than Gunner Ass just as you are, but unlike you I do
not leave the field of battle to them. Even though I may not get the last
word, I make god damn sure I get the best word.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Jym Dyer
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
v> Is there a way to kill-filter both Dolan AND anyone
> who responds to his trollery?

=x= I use Emacs with gnus, which gives me the full power of
Lisp for filtering. I killfile Dolan by his email address,
and use some cross-posting detection to ditch the threads.

=x= A more full-blown approach would be to keep track of
the "Message-ID" fields and killfile followups based on the
"References" and/or "In-Reply-To" fields. I did something
like that some years back, but decided that I needn't waste
all that overhead on some stupid trolls; so the above is
what I do these days.
<_Jym_>

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Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>> wrote:
>>[...]
>>>>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>about
>>>>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>your
>>>>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I
>>>>am
>>>>suppose to think.
>>>
>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>> basis.
>>
>>He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>
> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
> assumes he has one)

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

>>****ing Regards,
>>
>>Ed Dolan the Organ Donor - Minnesota
>>aka
>>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Mouth - Minnesota

strabo
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
> news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>> news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>> [...]
>>>>> Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>> about
>>>>> running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>> your
>>>>> way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I
>>>>> am
>>>>> suppose to think.
>>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>>> basis.
>>> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
>> assumes he has one)
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>

You still here, Ed? Leave the survival news groups and don't come back.

>
>>> ****ing Regards,
>>>
>>> Ed Dolan the Organ Donor - Minnesota
>>> aka
>>> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Mouth - Minnesota
>
>


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Gunner Asch
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:04 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
wrote:

>
>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>>news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>[...]
>>>>>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>>about
>>>>>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>>your
>>>>>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what I
>>>>>am
>>>>>suppose to think.
>>>>
>>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>>> basis.
>>>
>>>He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>>
>> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
>> assumes he has one)
>
>You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
>You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
>foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
>crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
>cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
>naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
>fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
>>>****ing Regards,
>>>
>>>Ed Dolan the Organ Donor - Minnesota
>>>aka
>>>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Mouth - Minnesota
>
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid Ned the Organ Donor is. I mean
rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. Surface
of Venus under 80 atmospheres of red hot carbon dioxide and sulfuric
acid vapor dehydrated for 300 million years rock-hard stupid. Stupid
so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different sensorium of stupid. Edtard is trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid so collapsed upon itself that it is within its
own Schwarzschild radius. Black hole stupid. Stupid gotten so dense
and massive that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
Edtard emits more stupid/second than our entire galaxy otherwise
emits stupid/year. Quasar stupid. Nothing else in the universe can
be this stupid. Edtard is an oozingly putrescent primordial
fragment from the original Big Bang of Stupid, a pure essence of
stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of
physics that define maximally extrapolated hypergeometric
n-dimensional backgroundless stupid as we can imagine it. Edtard
is Planck stupid, a quantum foam of stupid, a vacuum decay of stupid,
a grand unified theory of stupid.

Edtard is the epiphany of stupid. Edtard is stooopid.

And his mother dresses him funny. Girls clothes.

Gunner

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional,
illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
"strabo" <strabo@flashlight.net> wrote in message
news:1208927140_480@isp.n...
> Edward Dolan wrote:
>> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>> news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>> [...]
>>>>>> Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>>> about
>>>>>> running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>>> your
>>>>>> way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what
>>>>>> I am
>>>>>> suppose to think.
>>>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>>>> basis.
>>>> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>>> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
>>> assumes he has one)
>>
>> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
>> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
>> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
>> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
>> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
>> pratting
>> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
>> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>>
>
> You still here, Ed? Leave the survival news groups and don't come back.

Can't you tell I am well the way to giving old Gunner Ass one last kick?
Some survivalist you are! May you all perish in whatever coming catastrophe
befalls us.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Gunner Asch
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:29:06 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
wrote:

>>
>> You still here, Ed? Leave the survival news groups and don't come back.
>
>Can't you tell I am well the way to giving old Gunner Ass one last kick?
>Some survivalist you are! May you all perish in whatever coming catastrophe
>befalls us.


Some of us may die, Eddy..but we will last long enough to piss on your
grave.

Dibs!! on the beer concession at your grave side.

Gunner

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional,
illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

strabo
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
Edward Dolan wrote:
> "strabo" <strabo@flashlight.net> wrote in message
> news:1208927140_480@isp.n...
>> Edward Dolan wrote:
>>> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>> news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>> Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>>>> about
>>>>>>> running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>> way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what
>>>>>>> I am
>>>>>>> suppose to think.
>>>>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>>>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>>>>> basis.
>>>>> He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>>>> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
>>>> assumes he has one)
>>> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
>>> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
>>> foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
>>> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
>>> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
>>> pratting
>>> naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
>>> fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>>>
>> You still here, Ed? Leave the survival news groups and don't come back.
>
> Can't you tell I am well the way to giving old Gunner Ass one last kick?
> Some survivalist you are! May you all perish in whatever coming catastrophe
> befalls us.
>

OK, give Gunner one kick in the ass and out ya go.


>
> ****ing Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>
>


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TBerk
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
we is?



hmmm
look at all the x-posting...

Gunner Asch
01-04-1970, 08:23 AM
On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:03:26 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
wrote:

>
>"aversion" <lies@US.gov> wrote in message
>news:lies-7E2CC9.22504122042008@news.supernews.com...
>> In article <F5udnZhFoJWON5PVnZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>
>>> He [Gunner Ass] wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>>
>> Oh, for God's sake. If he's like most of his attitude-ridden Usenet
>> peers, he'd have a hard time hitting anything but his own face with a
>> slingshot. He likely tried carrying a firearm once, but can't take any
>> more holes in his feet. You people need to realize that you are almost
>> certainly responding to a mental masturbater who sits in front of his
>> computer squeezing his zits and jiggling his spare tire while eating
>> pizza that was delivered in 30 minutes; whose most imaginative sexual
>> fantasy is giving Rush Limbaugh a blowjob, and whose car probably
>> couldn't keep up with a 5 speed Schwinn going uphill. On a flat.
>>
>> You probably gave him his best orgasm of the day attributing the
>> possibility of murder to him. Christ, what a bunch of ****ing loons.
>
>You are right as rain in everything you say, buy why should perfect assholes
>like Gunner Ass always have the last word? These kind of morons ruin Usenet
>because they are always able to outlast a sane and sensible person such as
>yourself.
>
>I assume the mantle of craziness myself in order to put these assholes in
>their place if that is possible. I do not fear words or ideas no matter how
>absurd. I am smarter than Gunner Ass just as you are, but unlike you I do
>not leave the field of battle to them. Even though I may not get the last
>word, I make god damn sure I get the best word.
>
>Regards,
>
>Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
>aka
>Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
>


Look at the two buffoons giving each other a reach-around.
Aaaaa...isnt that cute?

Kneel and Bob..my favorite pair of ****tards


Aversion, isnt that what your parents called you?

And Nedtard Nolan, the drunken Mineeesoootan.

Why dont you two get a room?

Gunner

Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional,
illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an
unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:24 AM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:r4ot04hogmite8ihku5j7460jkgro3hc81@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:03:26 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"aversion" <lies@US.gov> wrote in message
>>news:lies-7E2CC9.22504122042008@news.supernews.com...
>>> In article <F5udnZhFoJWON5PVnZ2dnUVZ_qelnZ2d@prairiewave.com>,
>>> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> He [Gunner Ass] wants to murder someone. That is why he carries
>>>> weapons.
>>>
>>> Oh, for God's sake. If he's like most of his attitude-ridden Usenet
>>> peers, he'd have a hard time hitting anything but his own face with a
>>> slingshot. He likely tried carrying a firearm once, but can't take any
>>> more holes in his feet. You people need to realize that you are almost
>>> certainly responding to a mental masturbater who sits in front of his
>>> computer squeezing his zits and jiggling his spare tire while eating
>>> pizza that was delivered in 30 minutes; whose most imaginative sexual
>>> fantasy is giving Rush Limbaugh a blowjob, and whose car probably
>>> couldn't keep up with a 5 speed Schwinn going uphill. On a flat.
>>>
>>> You probably gave him his best orgasm of the day attributing the
>>> possibility of murder to him. Christ, what a bunch of ****ing loons.
>>
>>You are right as rain in everything you say, buy why should perfect
>>assholes
>>like Gunner Ass always have the last word? These kind of morons ruin
>>Usenet
>>because they are always able to outlast a sane and sensible person such as
>>yourself.
>>
>>I assume the mantle of craziness myself in order to put these assholes in
>>their place if that is possible. I do not fear words or ideas no matter
>>how
>>absurd. I am smarter than Gunner Ass just as you are, but unlike you I do
>>not leave the field of battle to them. Even though I may not get the last
>>word, I make god damn sure I get the best word.
>
> Look at the two buffoons giving each other a reach-around.
> Aaaaa...isnt that cute?
>
> Kneel and Bob..my favorite pair of ****tards
>
>
> Aversion, isnt that what your parents called you?
>
> And Nedtard Nolan, the drunken Mineeesoootan.
>
> Why dont you two get a room?
>
> Gunner

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:24 AM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:9iot049meqdblr1ilhibn3bg4i3jcg09b3@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:00:04 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>news:ccft04lp3cps237doqr2ttqp104am68fn1@4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:16:53 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:3u4r041cmagran78pj3cv4em3933kpo47b@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:47:34 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>[...]
>>>>>>Well, I don't know about you either. You come onto this forum talking
>>>>>>about
>>>>>>running over cyclists and children with your gdf truck if they get in
>>>>>>your
>>>>>>way and then call everyone a cocksucker who objects. You tell me what
>>>>>>I
>>>>>>am
>>>>>>suppose to think.
>>>>>
>>>>> I came into this thread complaining about having bike riders force me
>>>>> to go to extremes to keep from killing them on an all too regular
>>>>> basis.
>>>>
>>>>He wants to murder someone. That is why he carries weapons.
>>>
>>> Edtard wants to molest little children. Thats why he has a penis. (one
>>> assumes he has one)
>>
>>You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
>>You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
>>foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
>>crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
>>cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting
>>naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
>>fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>>
>>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid Ned the Organ Donor is. I mean
> rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. Surface
> of Venus under 80 atmospheres of red hot carbon dioxide and sulfuric
> acid vapor dehydrated for 300 million years rock-hard stupid. Stupid
> so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
> different sensorium of stupid. Edtard is trans-stupid stupid.
> Meta-stupid. Stupid so collapsed upon itself that it is within its
> own Schwarzschild radius. Black hole stupid. Stupid gotten so dense
> and massive that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid.
> Edtard emits more stupid/second than our entire galaxy otherwise
> emits stupid/year. Quasar stupid. Nothing else in the universe can
> be this stupid. Edtard is an oozingly putrescent primordial
> fragment from the original Big Bang of Stupid, a pure essence of
> stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of
> physics that define maximally extrapolated hypergeometric
> n-dimensional backgroundless stupid as we can imagine it. Edtard
> is Planck stupid, a quantum foam of stupid, a vacuum decay of stupid,
> a grand unified theory of stupid.
>
> Edtard is the epiphany of stupid. Edtard is stooopid.
>
> And his mother dresses him funny. Girls clothes.
>
> Gunner

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly,
deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent,
opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic,
insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine,
conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic,
spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb,
evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic,
diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive,
dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive,
mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, and puerile.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Edward Dolan
01-04-1970, 08:24 AM
"Gunner Asch" <gunner@NOSPAMlightspeed.net> wrote in message
news:jrot049h5h6nos4ouid53bahqndviirugt@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:29:06 -0500, "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net>
> wrote:
>
>>>
>>> You still here, Ed? Leave the survival news groups and don't come back.
>>
>>Can't you tell I am well the way to giving old Gunner Ass one last kick?
>>Some survivalist you are! May you all perish in whatever coming
>>catastrophe
>>befalls us.
>
>
> Some of us may die, Eddy..but we will last long enough to piss on your
> grave.
>
> Dibs!! on the beer concession at your grave side.
>
> Gunner

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

strabo
01-04-1970, 08:28 AM
Jym Dyer wrote:
> v> Is there a way to kill-filter both Dolan AND anyone
>> who responds to his trollery?
>
> =x= I use Emacs with gnus, which gives me the full power of
> Lisp for filtering. I killfile Dolan by his email address,
> and use some cross-posting detection to ditch the threads.
>
> =x= A more full-blown approach would be to keep track of
> the "Message-ID" fields and killfile followups based on the
> "References" and/or "In-Reply-To" fields. I did something
> like that some years back, but decided that I needn't waste
> all that overhead on some stupid trolls; so the above is
> what I do these days.
> <_Jym_>
>

Of course you could just go read a book.



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Dane Buson
01-04-1970, 08:29 AM
strabo <strabo@flashlight.net> wrote:
> Jym Dyer wrote:
>> v> Is there a way to kill-filter both Dolan AND anyone
>>> who responds to his trollery?
>>
>> =x= I use Emacs with gnus, which gives me the full power of
>> Lisp for filtering. I killfile Dolan by his email address,
>> and use some cross-posting detection to ditch the threads.
>>
>> =x= A more full-blown approach would be to keep track of
>> the "Message-ID" fields and killfile followups based on the
>> "References" and/or "In-Reply-To" fields. I did something
>> like that some years back, but decided that I needn't waste
>> all that overhead on some stupid trolls; so the above is
>> what I do these days.
>
> Of course you could just go read a book.

Well, being the amazing individual I am, I can do both. And of course
there's the fact that by fiddling with writing filters I save time
downstream to spend on fiddling with my guitar, riding my bike, and
responding to low signal posts on Usenet.

--
Dane Buson - sigdane@unixbigots.org
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for
broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Dane Buson
01-04-1970, 08:29 AM
strabo <strabo@flashlight.net> wrote:
> Jym Dyer wrote:
>> v> Is there a way to kill-filter both Dolan AND anyone
>>> who responds to his trollery?
>>
>> =x= I use Emacs with gnus, which gives me the full power of
>> Lisp for filtering. I killfile Dolan by his email address,
>> and use some cross-posting detection to ditch the threads.
>>
>> =x= A more full-blown approach would be to keep track of
>> the "Message-ID" fields and killfile followups based on the
>> "References" and/or "In-Reply-To" fields. I did something
>> like that some years back, but decided that I needn't waste
>> all that overhead on some stupid trolls; so the above is
>> what I do these days.
>
> Of course you could just go read a book.

Well, being the amazing individual I am, I can do both. And of course
there's the fact that by fiddling with writing filters I save time
downstream to spend on fiddling with my guitar, riding my bike, and
responding to low signal posts on Usenet.

--
Dane Buson - sigdane@unixbigots.org
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for
broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Tom Keats
01-04-1970, 09:41 AM
In article <a90hf5-j39.ln1@curare.zuvembi.homelinux.org>,
Dane Buson <dane@unseen.edu> writes:

>> Of course you could just go read a book.
>
> Well, being the amazing individual I am, I can do both. And of course
> there's the fact that by fiddling with writing filters I save time
> downstream to spend on fiddling with my guitar, riding my bike, and
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jimmy Page does that in Dazed & Confused.

Paganini guitar'd with his fiddle.

> responding to low signal posts on Usenet.

Does Seattle have a Bike To Work Week? I imagine so.
Same with Portland and S.F.

Here's all about Vancouver's:
http://www.vacc.bc.ca/index.php?task=btw.main


cheers,
Tom

--
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I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

Tom Keats
01-04-1970, 09:41 AM
In article <a90hf5-j39.ln1@curare.zuvembi.homelinux.org>,
Dane Buson <dane@unseen.edu> writes:

>> Of course you could just go read a book.
>
> Well, being the amazing individual I am, I can do both. And of course
> there's the fact that by fiddling with writing filters I save time
> downstream to spend on fiddling with my guitar, riding my bike, and
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jimmy Page does that in Dazed & Confused.

Paganini guitar'd with his fiddle.

> responding to low signal posts on Usenet.

Does Seattle have a Bike To Work Week? I imagine so.
Same with Portland and S.F.

Here's all about Vancouver's:
http://www.vacc.bc.ca/index.php?task=btw.main


cheers,
Tom

--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

Dane Buson
01-04-1970, 09:42 AM
Tom Keats <tkeats2005@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Dane Buson <dane@unseen.edu> writes:
>
> Jimmy Page does that in Dazed & Confused.
>
> Paganini guitar'd with his fiddle.

Well, I won't be wow'ing anyone with my guitar licks for a while. I
just picked it up this year, but I am having a lot of fun with it.

>> responding to low signal posts on Usenet.
>
> Does Seattle have a Bike To Work Week? I imagine so.
> Same with Portland and S.F.

Generally you hear most about the Bike To Work challenge (which is a
month long) that Cascade and Group Health run. I'm not sure if there is
a bike to work week as such.

> Here's all about Vancouver's:
> http://www.vacc.bc.ca/index.php?task=btw.main

Ah, okay, that looks pretty similar to the Cascade site.

--
Dane Buson - sigdane@unixbigots.org
The meek shall inherit what they're bloody well given. And be thankful for it.

Dane Buson
01-04-1970, 09:42 AM
Tom Keats <tkeats2005@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Dane Buson <dane@unseen.edu> writes:
>
> Jimmy Page does that in Dazed & Confused.
>
> Paganini guitar'd with his fiddle.

Well, I won't be wow'ing anyone with my guitar licks for a while. I
just picked it up this year, but I am having a lot of fun with it.

>> responding to low signal posts on Usenet.
>
> Does Seattle have a Bike To Work Week? I imagine so.
> Same with Portland and S.F.

Generally you hear most about the Bike To Work challenge (which is a
month long) that Cascade and Group Health run. I'm not sure if there is
a bike to work week as such.

> Here's all about Vancouver's:
> http://www.vacc.bc.ca/index.php?task=btw.main

Ah, okay, that looks pretty similar to the Cascade site.

--
Dane Buson - sigdane@unixbigots.org
The meek shall inherit what they're bloody well given. And be thankful for it.