Anyone have one of these?

[Bill C]

http://tinyurl.com/6bqpyt

By Axel Bugge
Fri Jul 4, 8:27 AM ET

CHAO DE PARADA, Portugal (Reuters) - Husband and wife Francisco and
Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional
Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.

It's not racing but it's gotta be rbr material.
Bill C

[Alexander de Large]

Bill C wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/6bqpyt
>
> By Axel Bugge
> Fri Jul 4, 8:27 AM ET
>
> CHAO DE PARADA, Portugal (Reuters) - Husband and wife Francisco and
> Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional
> Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.

You filthy old soomka!
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r68/giancarletto/FILM/KUBRICK/CLOCKWORK/TRIBUTE/710clock11.jpg

[Fred Fredburger]

Bill C wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/6bqpyt
>
> By Axel Bugge
> Fri Jul 4, 8:27 AM ET
>
> CHAO DE PARADA, Portugal (Reuters) - Husband and wife Francisco and
> Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional
> Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.
>
> It's not racing but it's gotta be rbr material.
> Bill C

Yeah, sure, except that mine's not made of ceramic. And theirs look a
bit small.

[Les Earnest]

Bill C wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/6bqpyt
>
> By Axel Bugge
> Fri Jul 4, 8:27 AM ET
>
> CHAO DE PARADA, Portugal (Reuters) - Husband and wife Francisco and
> Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional
> Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.
>
> It's not racing but it's gotta be rbr material.
> Bill C

I just returned from a visit to Bhutan where most of the souvenir shops
sell penises made from wood, plastic, ceramic or whatnot. Many homes
there have 8 foot high paintings on their outside walls of erupting
penises. They believe that this frightens away evil spirits.

-Les Earnest

[Tom Kunich]

"Les Earnest" <les@cs.stanford.edu> wrote in message
news:g4ub1g$64l$1@news.stanford.edu...
>
> I just returned from a visit to Bhutan where most of the souvenir shops
> sell penises made from wood, plastic, ceramic or whatnot. Many homes there
> have 8 foot high paintings on their outside walls of erupting penises.
> They believe that this frightens away evil spirits.

Couldn't have worked since you were there anyway....

[Bill C]

On Jul 7, 8:06*pm, Les Earnest <l...@cs.stanford.edu> wrote:
> Bill C wrote:
> >http://tinyurl.com/6bqpyt
>
> > By Axel Bugge
> > Fri Jul 4, 8:27 AM ET
>
> > CHAO DE PARADA, Portugal (Reuters) - Husband and wife Francisco and
> > Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional
> > Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.
>
> > It's not racing but it's gotta be rbr material.
> > Bill C
>
> I just returned from a visit to Bhutan where most of the souvenir shops
> sell penises made from wood, plastic, ceramic or whatnot. Many homes
> there have 8 foot high paintings on their outside walls of erupting
> penises. They believe that this frightens away evil spirits.
>
> * * * * -Les Earnest

It'd frighten me away. I'm not going inside, anywhere, where someone
with an 8' penis might get their paws on me.
Bill C