****ing Tour de France - 2008

[Edward Dolan]

Hey, all you idiots out there in bicycle land, the god damn ****ing Tour de
France is upon us yet once again.

This has got to be the dumbest sporting event ever invented by the mind of
man. The fact that it flourishes in France is proof positive that the French
are in a class by themselves when it comes to idiocy. Hell Bells, you could
not pay me to follow this folly. It is strictly for arrested juveniles whose
brains are in their asses.

Folks, take this to the bank, anyone who goes on and on about this ****ing
thing is a screwball supreme. I only like to look in on it to see if anyone
is getting killed. If there was a God, He would see to it that all those
dumbbells would go over a cliff and perish, thereby never bothering us
sensible cyclists again.

Ed Dolan the Great says screw the Tour and all it stands for. Anyone who
participates or is in any way involved in the event is an *******. In fact,
any kind of racing is strictly for assholes. **** 'em, I say.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"Guy Anderson, Sr." <guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 07:20:10 -0700 (PDT), bluezfolk <ericreh@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>I almost agree with Ed.
>
> Therefore you go into my killfile with Ed.

Hells Bells, put us all in your ****ing killfile why don't you so we won't
have to bother with your idiotic comments. However, if and when you get a
brain, come back and see us.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"bluezfolk" <ericreh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Jul 5, 7:12 pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
>> Hey, all you idiots out there in bicycle land, the god damn ****ing Tour
>> de
>> France is upon us yet once again.
>>
>> This has got to be the dumbest sporting event ever invented by the mind
>> of
>> man. The fact that it flourishes in France is proof positive that the
>> French
>> are in a class by themselves when it comes to idiocy. Hell Bells, you
>> could
>> not pay me to follow this folly. It is strictly for arrested juveniles
>> whose
>> brains are in their asses.
>>
>> Folks, take this to the bank, anyone who goes on and on about this
>> ****ing
>> thing is a screwball supreme. I only like to look in on it to see if
>> anyone
>> is getting killed. If there was a God, He would see to it that all those
>> dumbbells would go over a cliff and perish, thereby never bothering us
>> sensible cyclists again.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great says screw the Tour and all it stands for. Anyone who
>> participates or is in any way involved in the event is an *******. In
>> fact,
>> any kind of racing is strictly for assholes. **** 'em, I say.
>
> I almost agree with Ed.

Some years ago I would usually be doing a week long organized bike tour in
various states when the Tour was ongoing. Here were all these touring type
cyclists blathering on and on about the ****ing Tour, as if we had anything
in common with those crazies. But God help you if you ever said anything
against the Tour. It was somehow considered a sacred event in the cycling
world.

I hate all bicycle racing and, in fact, all competitive sports - period!
Those who fall into this trap are destined to remain forever juveniles. Not
to outgrow sports means that you are one dumb son of a *****.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Edward Dolan]

"black market halo" <fakeest@emails.net> wrote in message
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> "Guy Anderson, Sr." <guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> wrote in
> news:8ro174trsqkqbalr60tuftqcsb5hrig2rr@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 07:20:10 -0700 (PDT), bluezfolk <ericreh@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>I almost agree with Ed.
>>
>> Therefore you go into my killfile with Ed.
>
> Soon, the only post you'll see are your own.
>
> killfile me please.

Yes, I have to laugh at these assholes who think they are getting even by
killfiling. Hells Bells, they are doing us a favor. Such benighted fools
have no intellectual curiosity and who in their right mind would ever want
to talk to them.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Ted Mittelstaedt]

"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
news:vqKdnSU08dclkO3VnZ2dnUVZ_t7inZ2d@prairiewave. com...
> Hey, all you idiots out there in bicycle land, the god damn ****ing Tour
de
> France is upon us yet once again.
>
> This has got to be the dumbest sporting event ever invented by the mind of
> man. The fact that it flourishes in France is proof positive that the
French
> are in a class by themselves when it comes to idiocy. Hell Bells, you
could
> not pay me to follow this folly. It is strictly for arrested juveniles
whose
> brains are in their asses.
>
> Folks, take this to the bank, anyone who goes on and on about this ****ing
> thing is a screwball supreme. I only like to look in on it to see if
anyone
> is getting killed. If there was a God, He would see to it that all those
> dumbbells would go over a cliff and perish, thereby never bothering us
> sensible cyclists again.
>
> Ed Dolan the Great says screw the Tour and all it stands for. Anyone who
> participates or is in any way involved in the event is an *******. In
fact,
> any kind of racing is strictly for assholes. **** 'em, I say.
>

Channeling the ghost of George Carlin, are we?

Ted

[Andre]

On Jul 5, 8:12*pm, "Edward Dolan" <edo...@iw.net> wrote:
> Hey, all you idiots out there in bicycle land, the god damn ****ing Tour de
> France is upon us yet once again.
>
> This has got to be the dumbest sporting event ever invented by the mind of
> man. The fact that it flourishes in France is proof positive that the French
> are in a class by themselves when it comes to idiocy. Hell Bells, you could
> not pay me to follow this folly. It is strictly for arrested juveniles whose
> brains are in their asses.
>
> Folks, take this to the bank, anyone who goes on and on about this ****ing
> thing is a screwball supreme. I only like to look in on it to see if anyone
> is getting killed. If there was a God, He would see to it that all those
> dumbbells would go over a cliff and perish, thereby never bothering us
> sensible cyclists again.
>
> Ed Dolan the Great says screw the Tour and all it stands for. Anyone who
> participates or is in any way involved in the event is an *******. In fact,
> any kind of racing is strictly for assholes. **** 'em, I say.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

Yes, maybe you should stick to the hot dog eating contest.

[Guy Anderson, Sr.]

On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 02:33:03 -0700, "Ted Mittelstaedt"
<tedm@toybox.placo.com> wrote:
>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> .........Dolan's idiocy omitted.....

WHY do you clueless people keep quoting Ed Dolan's posts and thereby
perpetuating his brainless trollery??

[Edward Dolan]

"Ted Mittelstaedt" <tedm@toybox.placo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
> news:vqKdnSU08dclkO3VnZ2dnUVZ_t7inZ2d@prairiewave. com...
>> Hey, all you idiots out there in bicycle land, the god damn ****ing Tour
> de
>> France is upon us yet once again.
>>
>> This has got to be the dumbest sporting event ever invented by the mind
>> of
>> man. The fact that it flourishes in France is proof positive that the
> French
>> are in a class by themselves when it comes to idiocy. Hell Bells, you
> could
>> not pay me to follow this folly. It is strictly for arrested juveniles
> whose
>> brains are in their asses.
>>
>> Folks, take this to the bank, anyone who goes on and on about this
>> ****ing
>> thing is a screwball supreme. I only like to look in on it to see if
> anyone
>> is getting killed. If there was a God, He would see to it that all those
>> dumbbells would go over a cliff and perish, thereby never bothering us
>> sensible cyclists again.
>>
>> Ed Dolan the Great says screw the Tour and all it stands for. Anyone who
>> participates or is in any way involved in the event is an *******. In
> fact,
>> any kind of racing is strictly for assholes. **** 'em, I say.
>>
>
> Channeling the ghost of George Carlin, are we?

I never liked George Carlin much (all that dirty word stuff), but he was
very good at what he did. The thing that struck me most about him was his
intelligence. In his later rears he was almost godlike in his wisdom. Like
me (and Shakespeare), he thought human life was a tale told by an idiot
signifying nothing.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Just zis Guy, you know?]

On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:29:32 -0500, "Guy Anderson, Sr."
<guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> said in
<puo174llu9052a92obtolnrums5lnhkjei@4ax.com>:

>WHY do you clueless people keep quoting Ed Dolan's posts and thereby
>perpetuating his brainless trollery??

This is one of those where the answer is in the question, isn't it?

Guy
--
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http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound

[Edward Dolan]

"Guy Anderson, Sr." <guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:puo174llu9052a92obtolnrums5lnhkjei@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 02:33:03 -0700, "Ted Mittelstaedt"
> <tedm@toybox.placo.com> wrote:
>>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>> .........Dolan's idiocy omitted.....
>
> WHY do you clueless people keep quoting Ed Dolan's posts and thereby
> perpetuating his brainless trollery??

This is the kind of ******* I hate most in this world. Why? Because he is
not content to killfile for himself alone. He want others to killfile also
so he never has to see anything that is the least bit disagreeable to him.
Christ, what a cipher! The world needs the likes of him like we all need
another hole in our heads.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

[Nick Payne]

Just add him to your twit filter and you'll never see another post from him
again.

"Guy Anderson, Sr." <guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:puo174llu9052a92obtolnrums5lnhkjei@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 02:33:03 -0700, "Ted Mittelstaedt"
> <tedm@toybox.placo.com> wrote:
>>"Edward Dolan" <edolan@iw.net> wrote in message
>> .........Dolan's idiocy omitted.....
>
> WHY do you clueless people keep quoting Ed Dolan's posts and thereby
> perpetuating his brainless trollery??

[Edward Dolan]

"Just zis Guy, you know?" <uce@ftc.gov> wrote in message
news:cvp174tv2u23i0pm39909em4kv4lgbc3rv@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 10:29:32 -0500, "Guy Anderson, Sr."
> <guyfanderson@bellsouth.net> said in
> <puo174llu9052a92obtolnrums5lnhkjei@4ax.com>:
>
>>WHY do you clueless people keep quoting Ed Dolan's posts and thereby
>>perpetuating his brainless trollery??
>
> This is one of those where the answer is in the question, isn't it?
>
> Guy

Guy of the UK reads every word I write and why shouldn't he. After all, I am
a genius and he isn't.

Mostly the UK dumbbells have left ARBR except for Peter Clinch of Dundee.
The Scots are always the last to go. That is something they have in common
with the Irish.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota