John-Lee Augustyn body surfs the Alps

[Nobody]

OMGZ

There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.

[Davey Crockett]

Nobody a écrit profondement:

| OMGZ
|
| There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.
|

7.5K€actually

--
Davey Crockett
-
Impeach Bush and Cheney

[Ted van de Weteringe]

Nobody schreef:
> There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.

It was funny when he resurfaced and pointed down to his bike, and the
policeman shrugged "I can't get it for you either, buddy."

[Donald Munro]

Nobody wrote:
> OMGZ
> There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.

I'll have to ask him about it when he gets back.

[Mark]

Nobody wrote:
> OMGZ
>
> There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.
>
With a Bulls-eye Fishing System [1] in his pocket, Augustyn coulda just
fished it right up and not waited for the team car.

[1] (As featured on live TV Tour coverage in the USA today)

Mark J.

[Dumbass]

On Jul 22, 10:46*am, Nobody<nob...@nowhere.net> wrote:
> OMGZ
>
> There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.

He finished only 5.5 minutes behind the winner.

[dustoyevsky@mac.com]

On Jul 22, 9:58*am, Davey Crockett <r...@azurservers.com> wrote:
> Nobody a écrit profondement:
>
> | OMGZ
> |
> | There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.
> |
>
> 7.5K€actually

"Not any more", even in the memorabilia market, I would guess <g>.

Screw the bike. John-Lee just about got himself stopped before gaining
speed and doing a nasty, long tumble to where it might have been very
difficult to render aid. --D-y

[Off The Back]

Donald Munro wrote:
>
> I'll have to ask him about it when he gets back.

And then teach him how to descend.

[Donald Munro]

Off The Back wrote:

> Donald Munro wrote:
>>
>> I'll have to ask him about it when he gets back.
>
> And then teach him how to descend.

Not exactly my strongpoint either. Actually he started off in MTB
and his younger brother is good enough to be asked to do stunts in one of
those MTB "stunt" videos so its a bit of a surprise. Probably just got a
bit overexcited at leading a TDF stage.

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Jul 22, 9:10*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:


> Probably just got a
> bit overexcited at leading a TDF stage.

Dumbass,

I was watching him close the gap to the first rider oh-so-fast. I
thought right at the moment "that could be a corner cooking." And
then it happened.

Watch the video on how fast he closed that; everyone else (of 5) were
probably braking.

Speaking of overexcited, what does "bonking" mean in GB?

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Jul 22, 9:18*am, Mark <mandmljNOS...@NOSPAM.comcast.net> wrote:
> Nobody wrote:
> > OMGZ
>
> > There's a 5K Euro bike down there somewhere.
>
> With a Bulls-eye Fishing System [1] in his pocket, Augustyn coulda just
> fished it right up and not waited for the team car.

Who is their sponsor?

He needs a Shimano fishing pole and reel for tomorrow's stage.

[Donald Munro]

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:

> Who is their sponsor?
>
> He needs a Shimano fishing pole and reel for tomorrow's stage.

Well the frame is Bianchi so hopefully its still within the EU
warranty although I'm not sure if the EU warranty covers base
jumping without a parachute.

[Donald Munro]

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> Speaking of overexcited, what does "bonking" mean in GB?

Ask Boris Becker.

[Davey Crockett]

SLAVE of THE STATE a écrit profondement:

| On Jul 22, 9:10*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
|
|
| > Probably just got a
| > bit overexcited at leading a TDF stage.
|
| Dumbass,
|
| I was watching him close the gap to the first rider oh-so-fast. I
| thought right at the moment "that could be a corner cooking." And
| then it happened.
|
| Watch the video on how fast he closed that; everyone else (of 5) were
| probably braking.
|
| Speaking of overexcited, what does "bonking" mean in GB?

Fringale, hunger knock, Nothing in the legs

--
Davey Crockett

[phillip brown]

On Jul 23, 4:42*am, Davey Crockett <r...@azurservers.com> wrote:
> SLAVE of THE STATE a écrit profondement:
>
> | On Jul 22, 9:10*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> |
> |
> | > Probably just got a
> | > bit overexcited at leading a TDF stage.
> |
> | Dumbass,
> |
> | I was watching him close the gap to the first rider oh-so-fast. *I
> | thought right at the moment "that could be a corner cooking." *And
> | then it happened.
> |
> | Watch the video on how fast he closed that; everyone else (of 5) were
> | probably braking.
> |
> | Speaking of overexcited, what does "bonking" mean in GB?
>
> Fringale, hunger knock, Nothing in the legs
>
> --
> Davey Crockett

That's the cycling definition. Means something a bit different in
common usage.

phillip brown

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Jul 22, 4:44*pm, phillip brown <pjbr...@people.net.au> wrote:
> On Jul 23, 4:42*am, Davey Crockett <r...@azurservers.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > SLAVE of THE STATE a écrit profondement:
>
> > | On Jul 22, 9:10*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > |
> > |
> > | > Probably just got a
> > | > bit overexcited at leading a TDF stage.
> > |
> > | Dumbass,
> > |
> > | I was watching him close the gap to the first rider oh-so-fast. *I
> > | thought right at the moment "that could be a corner cooking." *And
> > | then it happened.
> > |
> > | Watch the video on how fast he closed that; everyone else (of 5) were
> > | probably braking.
> > |
> > | Speaking of overexcited, what does "bonking" mean in GB?
>
> > Fringale, hunger knock, Nothing in the legs
>
> > --
> > Davey Crockett
>
> That's the cycling definition. *Means something a bit different in
> common usage.

Where is the science?

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/bonk

[Donald Munro]

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/bonk

I thought bstrain gauges were just for power meters:
"
The clitoris is sort of like a little tiny penis … I just love that they
actually studied it, that they found women with especially big clitorises
and got a big strain gauge and figured it out.
"

[Tom2000]

On Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:07:26 +0200, Donald Munro
<fat-dumbass@hotmail.com> wrote:

>SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
>> http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/bonk
>
>I thought bstrain gauges were just for power meters:
>"
>The clitoris is sort of like a little tiny penis … I just love that they
>actually studied it, that they found women with especially big clitorises
>and got a big strain gauge and figured it out.
>"


MRI machine intercourse...

*blink*

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Jul 23, 3:07*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
>
> >http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/bonk
>
> I thought bstrain gauges were just for power meters:
> "
> The clitoris is sort of like a little tiny penis … I just love that they
> actually studied it, that they found women with especially big clitorises
> and got a big strain gauge and figured it out.
> "

"There was a reference to [sex researchers] Masters and Johnson making
films using a tiny camera and a light source inside a moving phallus
-- the artificial coition machine."

If you had to be a bot, and had a choice of what kind, what would you
choose?

[Donald Munro]

SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
> "There was a reference to [sex researchers] Masters and Johnson making
> films using a tiny camera and a light source inside a moving phallus --
> the artificial coition machine."
>
> If you had to be a bot, and had a choice of what kind, what would you
> choose?

Don't give SchwartzSoft any ideas. Just imagine a world where an embedded
Kunich can fit in a dildo.

[SLAVE of THE STATE]

On Jul 24, 1:55*am, Donald Munro <fat-dumb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> SLAVE of THE STATE wrote:
>
> > "There was a reference to [sex researchers] Masters and Johnson making
> > films using a tiny camera and a light source inside a moving phallus --
> > the artificial coition machine."
>
> > If you had to be a bot, and had a choice of what kind, what would you
> > choose?
>
> Don't give SchwartzSoft any ideas. Just imagine a world where an embedded
> Kunich can fit in a dildo.

Apparently SchwarzSoft is once again ahead of the curve.

I think RC said Tom is a dildo.