On Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:55:56 -0700, spamTHISbrp fixed me with a beady eye,
and foamed wildly:
> On Sep 16, 12:58 pm, Cliff wrote:
>> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/mccain-helped-invent-the_n_1...
>> [
>> Move over, Al Gore. You may lay claim to the Internet, but John McCain
>> helped create the BlackBerry.
>>
>> At least that's the contention of a top McCain policy adviser, Douglas
>> Holtz-Eakin. Waving his BlackBerry personal digital assistant and citing
>> McCain's work as a senator, he told reporters Tuesday, "You're looking
>> at the miracle that John McCain helped create." ]
>>
>> "McCain has acknowledged that he doesn't know how to use a computer
>> and can't
>> send e-mail, one of the BlackBerry's prime functions."
>
>
> You all here do know Gore never made that claim, correct?
>
> That was a smear campaign created by **** Armey. It wasn't even something
> taken out of context, it was flat-out made-up. (Some might even say it was
> a lie)
>
> Its even on *snopes* for muther****inchrissakes.
>
> From the /interview:
>
> BLITZER: I want to get to some of the substance of domestic and
> international issues in a minute, but let's just wrap up a little bit of
> the politics right now.
>
> Why should Democrats, looking at the Democratic nomination
> process, support you instead of Bill Bradley, a friend of yours, a former
> colleague in the Senate? What do you have to bring to this that he doesn't
> necessarily bring to this process?
>
> GORE: Well, I will be offering - I'll be offering my vision when
> my campaign begins. And it will be comprehensive and sweeping. And I hope
> that it will be compelling enough to draw people toward it. I feel that it
> will be.
>
> But it will emerge from my dialogue with the American people. I've
> traveled to every part of this country during the last six years. During
> my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in
> creating the Internet.
<snip>
Wingnut: "But doesn't that mean the same thing as 'inventing' the
internet?"
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